Producer's Notes - 05/09/13
5/9/2013 12:05:00 AM
Tomorrow on the Preston and Steve SHow:
Tom Papa - IN STUDIO
Marc Goodman - Phoner
Here's what happened on the show this morning:
Time 6:10 – 6:20
Preston's earphones blew his ears. Traffic. News Update Police say a 40-year-old man was pistol whipped in the morning during a break-in. The Cleveland man who is accused of holding three women hostage against their will for 10 years will make his first court appearance this morning. Police say 5 students have been arrested because of a fight that broke out in a high school library. Sports Phils lost to the Giants 4-3 in the 10th inning yesterday. Roy Halladay will have a surgery to clean up a bone spur he has in his arm. Miami Heat even series with Chicago Bulls. 3 NHL playoff games last night went to overtime. Star Trek: Into Darkness giveaway. Coming up today, we'll have comedian Myq Kaplan and a new Coolest Teacher to be named!
Time 6:32 – 7:11
Foo Fighters are awesome. Weather. Traffic. SQ. Who collects quarters anymore? Birthdays David Gahan of Depeche Mode, 51; Billy Joel, 64; John Corbett, 52; Albert Finney, 76; Rosario Dawson, 34; Candice Bergen, 67; Lisa Ann, 41. Got to love “Nailin' Lincoln” with The Pitchuation. SA. Entertainment News According to Wade Robson's attorney, Michael Jackson was a sexual abuser and Robson suffered from anxiety since MJ molested him. The lawyer looks like Intern Pancake! Teen Mom Farrah Abraham still claims she thought the sex tape of her with porn star James Dean was supposed to be private. Rob Kardashian pleaded not guilty after being accused of breaking a paparazzi's camera. Peter Robbins, the original voice of Charlie Brown, was sentenced to one year in jail for stalking and threatening his ex-girlfriend. Selena Gomez is counter-suing the company behind the perfume she was supposed to endorse, Adrenalina. Liam Hemsworth's family reportedly told him to break up with Miley Cyrus. Nick Lachey of 98 Degrees says he hasn't talked to ex-wife Jessica Simpson in over 6 years. Justin Bieber might face battery charged after spitting on his neighbor's face when he confronted Bieber about him racing down the street. Jeanne Cooper, who played the same role for over 40 years on “The Young And The Restless,” is dead at 84. Well, they told her to stop doing that BMX stuff and it finally done her in. Clips Vinny Guadagnino of “The Show With Vinny” and Kate Flannery of “The Office.” Coolest Teacher The coolest teacher over at Council Rock High School South is math teacher Mr. John T. Wright! Kathy gets to pick the next high school which is Council Rock High School North! Club Risque Ladies Night giveaway!
Time 7:21 – 7:53
Club Risque tonight is a MMRBQ Ticket Raid! Traffic. Odd Sex Question One of the most popular questions asked to sex doctors was: “Why do I uncontrollably laugh or cry during sex?” Steve laughs a lot at himself naked. Goddamn QuickTime! Kathy feels more uncontrollable when she's on her period. Tetris Cures Lazy Eyes? Canadian doctors claim that playing Tetris can cure lazy eyes. Nick played Tetris on a skyscraper before he played Pong with Nick Murphy. Restricting video game time for kids. Caller claims he played Atari and it did fix his lazy eye, or he has brain damage. Living Separate But Married Married couples who live in separate homes are on the rise. Steve had to live separate from his wife when he was first at Y100. Caller Lindsay says her parents have done this for a couple of years now and they meet up only once a month. That's not marriage, that's just bad dating. Caller Derek has been doing this with his wife for a year now. Caller Angela did this for a couple of years, feels like her relationship was better then instead of living together. Star Trek Into Darkness tix!
What is the only state quarter that has a monarch on it?
Time 8:03 – 8:14
Nick dreamed he did drugs off of a cat. Call Steve and one of his cats to make it happen! Traffic. Mentions Shout-out to Rick Moore, who recently lost his fight to cancer after 30 years of teaching. Casey settled into his new house yesterday and gives a shart-out to Eminent Medical Transport. Bizarre File Woman accused of throwing a knife at her husband after he farted on her face. “Senor Testicle” is the official mascot of a Brazilian non-profit charity that helps people with cancer. Man taunted police during a real standoff dressed and acting like Tony Montana from Scarface. Three women who claimed that they were nuns tried to smuggle 4 pounds of cocaine that were strapped to their legs on an airplane. Club Risque Ladies Night giveaway!
Time 8:26 – 8:57
Weather. We're giving away MMRBQ tickets at Club Risque tonight! Traffic. Rock & Roll Lullaby Marisa has pulled a whole bunch of rock songs that are done in lullaby form. How do you fall asleep at night? Preston and Steve like it cold and quiet. Kathy likes complete silence. Preston has a sound machine that imitates wind and rain sounds while sleeping. Let's get to the contest! Caller Tim gets “Journey” by Pearl Jam and wins “Mama” DVD. Preston was scared from a toy pinball machine that wasn't plugged in. Caller Laurie gets “(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction” by The Rolling Stones and wins Tom Papa tickets! Caller Steve was the most depressing caller ever. Caller Ron gets “Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic” by The Police and wins Star Trek tickets! Caller Shawn wants to make Kathy fart on the air. That's the cheesiest call of the week, and he wins a Meltdown Grilled Gift Card! No one gets “Rock & Roll All Night” by KISS. Caller Zack gets “Don't Stop Believing” by Journey. Caller Melissa gets “Stairway to Heaven” by Led Zeppelin. Caller Rob gets “Pour Some Sugar on Me” by Def Leppard. Called Eddie says he's not gonna win but he gets “Hotel California” by The Eagles.
Time 9:10 – 9:33
Traffic. Coolest Teacher John T. Wright John didn't see this coming, thought it was a joke. Nick challenged him, but he knew the quadratic formula off the top of his head. Council Rock High School North is up next, vote for the next coolest teacher there! Myq Kaplan in Studio His parents were both teachers. His mom tricked him into trying to play the violin. Steve got stuck with a trombone. Guitar's an instrument that will get you laid. It's tough to do musical comedy well. Myq likes to go into comic book stores. Myq was on Letterman recently. Well, the goal is laughter in comedy and he laughed. Myq is a shorter name for Michael. He also has a Master's degree in Linguistics and Linguine. It has no effect on his stand-up comedy. Linguistics doesn't help him do better impersonations. Myq can now go and create a new language that will only be used on a short-lived TV show. Myq was a gamer, he was into the 8-bit Nintendo era the most. He will be at the Helium Comedy Club for two shows on Friday and two shows on Saturday.
Time 9:43 – 9:54
Weather. Flat out hot Friday. Traffic. The Voice Giveaway! Bizarre File Man jumped on the hood of a car that hit him at a car wash and held onto the hood of the car to prevent the driver from escaping. Dennis Rodman has officially tweeted at Kim Jong Un to “do him a solid” and release an American that is imprisoned in North Korea. Plastic surgery addict injected herself with cooking oil to improve her looks, but the amateur procedure has left her swollen and scarred. A Cubs fan choked to death on a hot dog while watching the Cubs at Wrigley Field. 105-year-old woman claims that bacon was the key for her living so long. 105 years is a good run for a bacon lover.
Time 10:07 – 10:31
You could win MMRBQ tix tonight at Club Risque! “Edibles,” a restaurant in Horsham, PA will be renovated by the crew at Restaurant: Impossible. Robert Irvine Just had hip surgery, needed it to relieve pain. It was supposed to be 4 months of recovery, but he's back with Restaurant: Impossible. He's also doing a live cooking show online in a couple of weeks. Robert is there to help the people behind the restaurant. He doesn't get to know the restaurant or the people behind it until he shows up to start filming for Restaurant: Impossible. Maybe we can get Robert to show up to the MMRBQ? Go to chefirvine.com for more information! LQ. Hollywood Trash Selena Gomez, Beyonce, and Chris Brown. LA. Music News Billie Joe Armstrong has said on Instagram that Psy is “the herpes of music.” Wes Scantlin, the lead singer for Puddle of Mudd, was arrested again on drug and trafficking charges. Sir Paul McCartney had a swarm of grasshoppers invade his latest concert but did not hurt a single one of them and still performed. Motley Crue and The Dropkick Murphys will be in town to perform. Shart-out to all the nurses during Nurses' Week.
Time 10:41 – 10:50
Come on out to Club Risque tonight to win MMRBQ tix! Thanks to Myq Kaplan and Robert Irvine for coming onto our show. Pierre is here! LOTD. Special thanks to our sponsors! Pierre has Scott Weiland tickets to giveaway in his show. The Rolling Stones are flattered that they're going to be on the cover of a future Rolling Stones magazine. Pierre has such a manly charm, he was going to be the original Old Spice guy. On the show tomorrow, we'll have comedian Tom Papa and former MTV VJ Mark Goodman. We are done, rage on! We'll see you tomorrow!
Who did Selena Gomez just sign a deal with?
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