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Jon Lovitz - IN STUDIO - Thursday
Fran Drescher - Phoner - Monday
Aiden Quinn - Phoner - Wednesday
Jon Cryer - Phoner - Wednesday 

Here's what happened on the show this morning:

Time 6:13 – 6:29
WMMR Grand Tour! Traffic. News Update 15 year-old boy that opened fire on subway turned himself in. Video captured the image of him firing the gun. 14 and 17 year-old victims are still in the hospital. Parents turned him in. One of the reactors on 3 Mile Island shut off. The plant shuts down automatically at any sign of trouble. There's 400 pound squirrels in the area now. Workers are waiting for the reactors to cool down before repairing it.  I'm very tired. Huge lines around the world wait to purchase the iPhone 5. People are already lined up outside KOP mall and other stores in the area. Updates for iPhone 5. Casey updated his phone and YouTube disappeared. Apple has estimated 10 million order of iPhone 5s will be shipped. Sports Phillies crush Mets 16-1, and remain 4 games behind in NL Wildcard. Giants beat Panthers last night. Demitris Bell starting for Eagles on Sunday. Caller Mike says Casey has to re-download the YouTube app. James Van Der Beek calling in today. Preston will be at Arnold's tonight. Last day of Rush Grand Tour. We have a Rush bass guitar.


Time 6:40 – 7:02
Almost the end of the week! Traffic. SQ Birthdays Stephen King, 65; Nicole Richie, 31; Liam Gallagher, 40; Cheryl Hines, 47; Bridget Moynahan, 42; Luke Owen, 41; Ricki Lake 44; Bill Murray, 62; Ethan Coen, 55; Jerry Bruckheimer, 67; Larry Hagman, 81. SA Entertainment News Blake Lively is not pregnant after wedding to Ryan Reynolds. We're on Bump Watch! Sugar Bear, the father of Honey Boo Boo, had to undergo emergency surgery after an ATV accident. Robin Roberts received her bone marrow transplant. The donor was her sister, Sally. Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson has struck a plea bargain deal after being charged with hitting his wife. Kelsey Grammar walked off of “Piers Morgan Tonight” before an interview after a picture of him with his ex-wife, Camille, was shown on set. Zooey Deschanel says Joseph Gordon-Levitt will probably not guest star on “New Girl.” Paris Hilton is trying to defend herself after audio clip has leaked of her calling gay men “disgusting.” Amanda Bynes says she's “doing amazing” but was kicked out of her spinning gym class for just wearing a push-up bra and talking to herself. Clips Amy Adams for “Trouble With The Curve” and Olivia Thirlby for “Dredd 3D.” I AM THE LAW! James Van Der Beek, WMMR Grand Tour, and Arnold's meet and eat all coming up!


Time 7:13 – 7:43
Ton of stuff coming up on our WMMR calendar! Traffic. iPhone 5 Out Today! Kathy can't wait to get it. People want the story of having the new iPhone the first day it is out. Waiting at the Manhattan Apple Store is like a social event. Caller Vlad from AT&T says nobody comes to AT&T to buy the iPhone. Kathy can't get her bluetooth to work in her car, it's akin to a medical emergency. Waiting In Line To Buy Things Preston waited in line for Rush tix; Nick waited for Eric Clapton tix. Kathy waited for Black Friday. Playoff tickets are worthy of waiting in line for. Caller felt he would have started a mob if he got screwed by the lottery system. Kathy was in a balloon line at a Party City. Steve would wait for a more convenient time rather than stand in line. Worst lines are the ones filled with parents buying things for their kids. Jingle All the Way! Global Shortage of Helium Helium used for MRI scanners, rocket fuel, deep divers, neon lasers, and fun party decorations! Banning party balloons? It's a post-apocalyptic world! Caller from party store states his concern about the helium shortage. Can methane fill up a balloon? Casey had a mean fart, it was “too close to the source.” 


Stupid Question:
What is the name of the vacuum cleaner in Mr. Mom?

Stupid Answer:
Jaws

Time 7:54 – 8:05
Last day of Summer today! Arnold's Meet & Eat. Traffic. Kathy feels bad for Casey, who's been sick this week. Bizarre File Man who wanted to get back at neighbor who kept playing gospel music loudly moved his TV outside and blared a pornographic movie. An Iranian cleric says he was beaten by a woman after he told her she was not appropriately covered. Dennis Eskew was arrested after he shoved green tomatoes in his wife's mouth to shut her up. Sixteen Amish men and women were found guilty for hate crimes because of hair and beard cutting attacks designed to shame members who they felt were not true believers. A gun club in Georgia has been given a permit to serve alcohol to gun members. Arnold's Giveaway!


Time 8:17 – 8:51
Weather. Traffic. “Newgar” Preston learned a new word: “Newgar”, who is cougar that is ten years younger. In other words, a “new cougar.” What is the criteria for a cougar? Charles Manson Wrote a Letter for Marilyn Manson Letter has leaked online. Hope Charles Manson doesn't have more Facebook likes than Matt Cord. Charles Manson has horrible handwriting and spelled “get” as “git.” Does Charles Manson have a sponsorship with Corona? Random numbers at the end of letter, it's his secret agent codename. Marilyn Manson has not commented on the letter. New Wave of Prank Texts And Calls Bogus call tells people that they have missed jury duty and owe $500. Audio clip of the call. Message does say at the end of the call it is a joke. Nick and half of our audience today has never been called to jury duty. New Rule For Tow Truck Drivers Tow Truck Drivers must now take photo evidence that a car is illegally parked. Must pay cash to get car out of the impound. Tow trucks will wait to grab an illegally parked vehicle. Caller says friend from Chicago had a car that was towed and crushed. Casey thinks we'll need to take a picture of our cars every time we park. Caller Lil says even though she was parked legally, cops had to move her car because a VIP needed the spot more badly. Arnold's Giveaway!


Time 9:04 – 9:39
WMMR Grand Band! Traffic. Preston's Sentence Nick figured it out: every word in Preston's sentence adds a letter to the next word. Last word in Preston's Sentence has 20 letters in it. Shrinking Penises Italian scientists have determined that, in the past 50 years, the average size of penises have shrunk 10%. The average size of a penis 50 years ago was 14 inches, right? Kathy saw the smallest penis ever. It was like a raisin! Weight gain, stress, alcohol use, and air pollution can affect penis size. Caller Kevin says his penis goes inside his body when it's cold. Shrinkage in Cold Water. 6-Year-Old Runs Up Parents' Credit Card Playing Game Online games can charge money for game items. Parents thought the amounts were fake currency, not real money. Caller had a friend who had a kid dial up a sex hotline and leave the phone on, raked up a $2800 bill. Casey called up a sex hotline once, was too awkward. Caller Nicole sets up “no in-app purchases” on kids' phones. Most lucrative 1-800 line used to be the Hulk Hogan Hotline. James Van Der Beek He doesn't hear the “Dawson's Creek” theme enough. Shooting “Backwards” in Philadelphia. Daily News gave it a good review. “Don't Trust the B----” will be coming back for a full second season on ABC. “Backwards” used local Philly rowers, actors, and extras in the movie. “Backwards” needs to correct “Oxford Blues.” Arnold's Giveaway!


Time 9:51 – 10:04
“End of Watch” Word of the Week Prize soon! Preston will be at Arnold's tonight. Traffic. Shart-Outs! Ray from South Dakota; Casey in Jamaica; Benjamin, the 10-year-old Tang Soo Do black belt; another e-mail to Ray from South Dakota. Don't be greedy with the Shart-outs! Shart-out to the Ride for the Fallen Officers of Montgomery County on Sunday. Bizarre File Father hacked his own 32-year-old daughter with an ax to death because she worked in a beauty parlor. Man accused of rape exposed himself to the judge and was removed from the courtroom shouting “I'm guilty! I'm guilty!” Celia Gimenez, the woman who botch the restoration of the “Ecce Homo” painting, wants royalties from the church because it has become a tourist attraction due to its popularity on the internet. American Airlines flight delayed four hours after two flight attendants got into a verbal fight on the plane. Arnold's Giveaway! 

Time 10:13 – 10:26
Last Day of Summer! Origin of the word “Equinox” is “equal day and night.” Steve loves Spring and Fall. Preston loves the Spring. Is it too early for Halloween decorations? Some Targets have got Christmas trees already. Kathy likes to put pumpkins out. Casey can't grow anything, and watched squirrels eat his garden. LQ Hollywood Trash Courtney Stodden; Kato Kaelin and OJ Simpson; and Paris Hilton. LA Music News Preston will get glasses, but it's not soon enough. Muse frontman Matthew Bellamy says “Madness” is about Kate Hudson. Metallica got four of their albums on the top ten of The Greatest Metal Albums by Rolling Stone Magazine. Red Hot Chili Peppers' Flea and Anthony Kiedis will host a benefit for the Silverlake Conservatory of Music. Jacky Bam Bam will host John Waite live on stage at Havana New Hope tonight.

Time 10:36 – 10:45
Pierre Robert will soon be here. Wrap-Up Thanks to Arnold's Bistro & Bar. Thanks to our guest today, James Van Der Beek. Pierre is here! LotD Pierre had his first full day back in the old studio and didn't mess up. Thanks to the engineers for getting us back in the original studio. Word of the Week. Marisa has appearances at Coco's tonight and Urban Saloon's on Sunday. Pierre will be going to Peter Gabriel tonight and on Saturday will be Festival Pierre with The Offspring. Thanks to our sponsors. Next week, we'll have Fran Drescher, Jon Lovitz, and Jon Cryer. See you Monday!


Lesson Question
How was Casey's gas served this morning?

Lesson Answer
a la mode


Letter of the Day:
E

Word of the Week:
I-L-L-B-E