Producer's Notes - 09/17/12
9/17/2012 12:05:00 AM
On tomorrow's show: Daniel Bryan and Danny Garcia.
Here's what happened on today's show...
That song reminds me of Shrek. Traffic. News. Woman trapped, drove SUV into trolley in N. Liberties. Haulin' ass to knock trolley off the tracks. Two men in SUV fled scene. Police searching for suspect who shot up house full of children in N. Liberties, no injuries. Chicago teachers strike. Sports. Vick scored on 1 yard TD run in final minutes to beat the Ravens. First 2-0 season start since McNabb & TO went to Superbowl. Phillies still have chance to make playoffs, but lost 3 out of 4 to Astros. NHL not making any progress in lockout. End of Watch. Preston's band this week for Grand Tour. Coming up: Craig Gass & Craig Liggeons. Xfinity Video Game Tourney. Club Risque
On-air surprise. Traffic. Let's read these texts. Kathy & Nick cut to dead air & Kathy moaned, aired by accident. Nick & Kathy went to record in wrong studio... “Oh, oh sorry Nick! Oh Nick!” Arnold's Family Fun Center. Stupid Q. Birthdays.Kevin Clash, voice of Elmo- a huge, black man- 52. Elvira, 61. Supreme Court Justice Souter,73. Phil Jackson, 67. Arnold's Family Fun Center. Kathy's new haircut, the Erin bangs. Box office numbers. Entertainment News. Snooki's Twitter. Eva Longoria opens up about career w/ Jets' Sanchez. Career killer? Jets lost to Steelers, he played like he had no semen in him. Eva's attention? Sexual fantasy football. Eva's 12 years older. Keith Urban, Mariah Caey, & Nicki Minaj, American Idol. Nicki is Heat-miser. Prince William & Kate, topless photos of Kate published. Sunbathing shots, not sexy. 2 Royals & a Cup. Cool to have a queen that hot? Nice cans. Italian magazine, 200+ photos.. HBO's Game of Thrones won big this weekend at Creative Arts Emmy awards ceremony. Award for “Best Job?” or name of commercial? Amanda Bynes, pulled over & impounded. License suspended. She was seen talking & laughing to herself at the gym & photographed smoking illegal substance in vehicle. Clips:Bones. Emily Deschanel. Next clip: Jennifer Lawrence. Can hear Marisa now on Nick & Kathy clip. Kathy & Nick killed all of Pierre's phone lines a few weeks ago. Could have been bad, thank god for Marisa.
Blues Traveler. Marisa, Traffic. Craig Gass in studio.It's been a few years. Girlfriend from Philly. VO for Seth MacFarlane. Al Pacino VO got him job. Owen Wilson VO. Good timing, KISSconcert in town. Jackie Bam Bam, DJ'ing. Gene Simmons, not happy with impression. Shows contact the actual celebrities 1st, then Craig gets offer. Gene got hate mail b/c of Craig's impression. Hosted interviews as Gene, while Gene slept. KISS crew tells Craig crazy Gene stories. Gene's scrap book of women. Wu-Tang Clan & Gene in record studio. Craig believes Gene will murder him. Craig prank called Al Pacino as Sal Pacino. Christoper Walken cut him off. Deaf family, learned to speak from TV. Tracey Morgan: your family's retarded? Craig wrote for Weekend Update. Tracey's party: Butt-holes & Toes everywhere! $100 if joke aired on Weekend Update. Casey impression: Tracey Morgan voice. Craig lived w/ Eddie Van Halen in 5150, wouldn't pay for cable. Listened to Eddie play before bed. Brought girl home, thought Craig's roommate was world's biggest Van Halen fan. Craig's performing at Comedy Cabaret Fri & Sat. 1st Philly appearance in 5 yrs. Facebook.com/Ilovegass. Crazy photos.
Stupid Question: In musical terms, what is an embouchure?
Stupid A: Shape of your mouth while playing instruments.
Craig was awesome, great guy. Traffic. Shart outs. Dan, Harry, Colin, Matt, & John, Malvern. Road-Runner Extermination Team, has to hydrate boobs. Steve & Dan from Eagles flight deck to Karen. Bizarre File.Cheerleaders. 100,000 mini bottles of alcohol stolen at airport by 18 truck drivers. People You Might Know, woman finds picture of husband w/ 2nd wife. Wouldn't have happened on MySpace. Husband claims it's a mistake, embarrassed. Delaware man uses front-end loader to steal own pick-up truck from repair shop. Ended up in police chase & drove up in pond. Brothel in China busted selling porn & prostitutes to elderly men. Neven Spence, 22 yr old Irish rugby player, killed w/ family by slurry tank accident. Xfinity video game tourney. Stick around for Grand Tour.
End of Watch. Grand Tour, coming up. Traffic. Kathy, most fashionable woman in Philadelphia award tonight. Red Bull Flugtag recap.80,000-100,000 spectators. Skydivers, Red Bull Air-force. Skyaking guy was crazy. Got too windy, contestant almost hit police boat. Team Brick House wipe-out. New Kids on the Dock, 43 ft. Better distances in past yrs. Cardboard classic is way more fun. Judge, Real World, embarrassed by announcer. Didn't know they were still on air. Preston went to How to Train Your Dragon at Wells Fargo after Flugtag. Production was incredible. Giant screens, pyrotechnics, special effects. Sequel to movie. Gossip girls, unofficial sequel to How to Train Your Dragon. Arnold Schwarzenegger, new book, records voicemail messages for people. Steve's Arnold impression. Looks so old, was perfectly sculpted, now has moobs. Marisa: 108 hundred thousand. Arnold: Chaka Khan.Disney's Magic Kingdom now selling alcohol.Pleasure Island closed in 2008, leprosy outbreak. Sesame Place, no booze. Sea World, Universal, Busch Gardens: all serve alcohol. Does it get out of hand? Casey, saw drunk guy at non-alcoholic, family event. Rambo: drunk guy over at Epcot. Busch Gardens, Beer U. Grant's Farm, Busch family home, free beer. Include roller-coaster at liquor stores. Caller was just in Pleasure Island. Caller: alcohol at Sesame Street, bad idea. Sea World. Casey missed songs to play underneath. Hutchinson.
That was Rush. Grand Tour. Hutchinson. Traffic. NHL still locked out. Hockey revenue is up, owners want bigger cut, players won't budge. Players to different leagues. 26 Flyers to Phantoms. Bad commissioner. Greed involved. Stadium workers out of work. Winter Classic, too valuable to cancel it. SNL, Obama & Romney impression.Only 2 episodes never made re-runs. Milton Berle, racist, nasty teeth. GI Joe voted top toy of Century. Steve's been a fan since the beginning. “Help Joe kill the Japs” to “Help Joe save the environment.” View-Master, Steve bought 2nd generation View-Master in college. Greatest toy reaction? Preston: motorcycle in 4th grade. Casey: Voltron set. Battle-star Galactica Launch Pad. Nick: Sega Genesis. Caller: Pop-Eye View-Master film. Steve got a camera, Preston got a shotgun. Rob a bank & get away presents. Caller: Johnny Astro. “Fire on command” rap. Caller: Evel Knievel stunt cycle. Marisa: Play Mobile. Toy Hall of Fame: ball, cardboard box... Spirit of Radio was 1st song by Rush.
Weather. Traffic. End of Watch. Founder of Black Listna, Craig Liggeons in studio.Craig's new web series: America's Next President. Plays Mac Fleetwood, almost picked Kenny Knight. Show: 10 Candidates run for president by going viral. Bake sales, bikini contests... Preston reads Candidate bios. Craig plays the host of the debates. How far are we in real life from electing officials this way? Guy in lobster costume is candidate. Totally Office Calendar shoot is underway. The calendar is getting huge, tons of replies. Bizarre File. Mother & teen son arrested for beating & robbing a man the mother met on online dating site. NYC Council voted that Orthodox Jewish mohel can no longer use mouths to draw blood during circumcisions without signed consent of parents due to herpes risk. Mother coughed up 2 inch tumor is now cleared of cancer. Ninjas are being used to monitor audience behavior in movie theaters in London . A woman who lied to authorities, stating an intruder shot her has been arrested. The 25 year old woman was actually shot by her husband to get out of military duty. Looper.
Beautiful weather, Steve's favorite time of the year. Photo-shoot for our next Totally Office Calendar began today. Calendar's reputation is out there now. Names not released. Lauren Harris. Just got hair done, wardrobe consists of tiny outfits. 2009 calendar was naked. Her outfit this year: mud. Location is not revealed until after photo-shoot. I like mud chant. Mud & showers. Casey: I'll be shooting in the shower. Lesson Question. Dr. Pepper Ten. Which Disney mascots will be assisting Rambo in providing Disney security? Hollywood Trash. American Idol producers are thrilled to have top notch stars judge the obscure & forgotten stars of tomorrow. Italian magazine caused a ruckus years ago, photographing nude Queen Elizabeth riding a mechanical bull Justin Beiber & Selena Gomez buying house, b/c celebrity relationships have great track records. Dr. Pepper Ten. Music News. Green Day appeared on Good Morning America on Tuesday, playing 2 new songs. My Chemical Romance guitarist will release music they abandoned in 2009. Def Tones set Tempest as 1st single of new album. Gwen Stefani says No Doubt has no master plan for new album. Free Music Monday. Lauren brought in monkey bread. She's getting Preston & Steve's signatures tattooed on her.
Lesson Question: Which Disney mascots will be assisting Rambo in providing Disney security?
Lesson Answer: Chip & Dale.
That was cake. Preston's wife baked a cake & didn't tell anybody, kids were excited. Calendar shoot. Casey's sick. Officer Bradley Fox, 8th Annual Fallen Officer Memorial Ride. Kathy's event raised lots of money this past weekend. Craig Liggeons & Craig Gass were here today. Matt Cord, tailgating, fly-overs during weekend. Letter of the Day. End of Watch. Matt Cord's lineup for the day. Sponsors.
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