Producer's Notes - 09/10/12
Posted
9/10/2012 12:05:00 AM
On the show tomorrow:
Ryan O'Nan and Michael Weston
Mark Owen
Good morning. Weather. Traffic. News UpdatePedestrian was hit by runaway driver. Man fell off an escalator at the Rebel Casino in AC. Five businesses at the Blare Mills in Horsham will remain closed after a fire.Sports UpdateEagles open their season yesterday with a win. Phillies sweeped the Rockies. Rory Mcilroy won his 2nd straight FedEx cup. WOW Prize is $300 gift card for Xperience Days dot com. On the show today is Hell's Kitchen finalist Chef Christina Wilson. Puppeteer Michael Latini. Nick is out. He has the squires. Marisa is in his place today.
Grand Tour starts today with The Who with Jaxon. Traffic. SQ prize is overnight stay at Hotel Monaco Philadelphia.Birthdays. Joe Perry 62. Ryan Phillippe 38. Guy Richie is 44. Colin Firth 52. Bill O'Riley 63. Casey once saw a guy freak out. Dude tried to throw a chair but he was so fat that it stuck to his hips. Chris Columus 54.He discovered America. Arnold Palmer is 83. Randy Johnson 49. Sanjaya is 23. Jermaine is SQ winner. Top 10 at box office. Entertainment News.Jonah Hill is single again. He gained weight. Kristin Chenoweth talked about recent accident. Al Pacino will play Joe Paterno in movie. They were thinking of Al Pacino or Dolph Lundgren. Daniel Craig signed to star in two more Bond films. Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds got married! Kristin Stewart said she and Rob Pattinson will be fine. Steve was worried! Clint Eastwood told his local newspaper that he came up with idea of talking to chair while backstage at the RNC. There was a stool and some kid asked if he wanted to sit down. That kid was John McCain. The Master didn't get top prize at the Venice Film Festival. Venus Film Festival is not as popular as the Venice Film Festival because of lack of transportation. Belzon was the MC. Scarlett Johanson was spotted at DNC holding hands with Jared Leto. Who she is dating is more important than DNC. Khloe Kardashian may be a judge on the X Factor. Jay Leno took at 50% pay cut. Katie Couric wants to get married again. Her new ABC show starts today.Clips. Christina Aguilera talks The Voice. Jennifer Grey talks about Dirty Dancing. Grand Tour starts today.
Red Bull Flugtag is on Saturday. Traffic. Preston did something really dumb. Intern Erin has ringworm. Looks like pepperoni. He put cheese on it and then ate it! He may get it on his face now! Steve knows when pets get it when you see worms in their poop. Preston feels like LL Cool J cause his lips feel weird. Caller Nigel says there is anti fungal component in cheese that will save Preston. Preston can eat the scabs that form in his mouth. Inventory of laptop, Bill Moggridge died. First laptop was gigantic and weighed 20+ lbs. Was in a suitcase with a handle. Intern Eric is calling in & can't believe this is being said. Preston deserves it! Eventually her scabs will turn to cinnamon and fall off. Casey is annoyed by MacBook Air's lack of a disc drive. He died from auto-erotic asphyxiation.They may put QR codes with personal bios on gravestones. Preston hates cemeteries. You can find out about the great ringworm plague. Kathy wants to find her family tree. Should use Ancestry.com. Caller says in Italy they will put bios on gravestones. There's a guy who lives in LV with the same exact name as him. Caller found out through Ancestry.com grandma was prostitute. Father's name was Big Dick Black. The second known photo of Emily Dickinson was found by scholar. She was a hermit. Taking pics used to take a lot of time back then. It's Angie Dickinson. Any pics of Jesus?Grand Tour starts today
Stupid Question:
What franchise has the most Monday night appearances?
Stupid Answer:
Miami Dolphins
Weather. Redbull Flugtag. Traffic. Concert Announcement. WMMR welcomes Green day. Part of the Grand Tour with Pierre. Tix giveaway to 13th caller. Grand Tour starts today. Bizarre File. Woman taught her pet cockatoo to call her neighbor a whore. Her neighbor is also her ex husband's new gf. Man who has had 40 pink flamingo statues stolen from his home got one back with a ransom note. 13 year old girl in Texas stole car to see a 12 year old boy she met over x box. She drove 800 miles to see this boy. Overflowing creek sent a boy swimming through debris. Miracle he lived. A 15 year old girl faces abuse charges after arguing and hitting and biting with her mother when yelling about short shorts.
Grand Tour. Sleep Walking Video of son talking to sleep walking mother. Casey heard a story about a guy who jumped out of a window in real life because he had a dream about jumping out a window. Casey had a dream last night about Larry Mendte taking figure skating lessons in a Turkey Hill parking lot. Preston remembers sleep walking as a kid when he went camping in the woods. Kathy's brother sleep talks. Steve has caught crap for things he did in his wife's dreams. Marisa remembers sleep talking when having a sexual dream. Caller says that sleep talkers and walkers physically can't lie. Caller says that his bother would sleep walk and take him on adventures. He was the sleep walking version of Indiana Jones. In the court of law, sleep-rape and sleep-murder can get you off from being charged. Mike Birbiglia has to sleep in a tied up bed and with mittens so he can't untie himself because of his problem. Caller says that her sister drove her dad to airport and back home while “sleeping” and then woke up and had no idea what happened. People who get night terrors seem possessed. Caller says that her husband sleep walks all the time and pees in her dresser every time. Casey's roommate used to do this when drunk.Caller says that his brother would sleep walk and go into his dad's office and pee on all documents. They had to put up a puppy gate for him. Peeing in bed starts with having a dream about going to the bathroom. Wet dreams are so disappointing. Grand Tour
Grand Tour. Weather. Traffic. Chef Christina Wilson on phoneSteve called it and said she, being a Philly chef, would make it to the finals! She knows how to make an amazing steak. Steve keeps asking her who wins but she can't say! She felt great after Ramsey's right hand man loved her steak. All the people eliminated are brought back tonight to pick from for a team for the final battle. Christina was disappointed with her Mexican challenge dish. Tonight she's going against the best. It's pretty damn good for a girl who started at McDonalds. Marisa got Christina all hot and bothered once.Michael Latini in studio.Preston wants to take his kids to see the How I Met Your Dragon animatronic show. He has a puppet production company called Monkey Boy Productions. There's a puppet dragon that has a wing span of 60 ft. There's also a projection screen that is the size of three football fields. That's how they give the illusion of flight. He's controlling real electronic robots. It's like the movie Reel Steel! Steve is taking his daughter Sidney to see it. They should be able to kill people too. Casey thinks there should be a military application for this. It takes 30 trucks to move the show. They should use the dragons to do Death of a Salesman.
Weather. Traffic. We made a concert announcement earlier, Green Day. Grand Tour. Marisa Loves Green Day live. They played Y100 festival one time, drummer set drum set on fire. Bizarre File.Drunken airline passenger began smoking on the plane, stole food from others, and demanded music. She was arrested and may be charged for being abusive. MMA fighter cut out his friends' heart and tongue when high on drugs was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison. Man was fired from Wells Fargo bank for stealing money from a washing machine when he was 19 years old in 1963. He is suing the bank. Suitcase containing human remains was found floating in a lake near Toronto. Someone scattered her parts all over the city. NBA Baller Beats give away.
Grand Tour. Shart Outs. Marilyn who is getting surgery. Jason who is throwing out first pitch tonight. Dave at Mack's Tavern who won eating contest. Lesson Q. Hollywood Trash. R. Kelly's tax bill was raised to 1 million bucks. Country singer Leanne Rhymes took a break to play a show. Wiz Kalifa did a back flip when he found out his girlfriend is pregnant. Lesson A. Caller Randy wins $50 AMEX gift card. Listener Matt is in studio and serves in the Air Force. He is giving the show an American flag from his second tour and got the entire crew to sign it and it is included with a certificate. His call name is Boxxx. Signed this date General Finger Blaster. Music News. Tool frontman is adding columnist to his list of jobs. He's writing a column for the Phoenix News Times' music blog. His band A Perfect Circle is scheduled to play in Australia early next year. Puddle of Mudd front man says he was sober when he ordered a beer when he was thrown off a plane. He was accused of being belligerently drunk, but he believes he was wrongfully arrested and assaulted by police. Industry people say Led Zeppelin CD & DVD package will be released. Robert Plant is apparently over Led Zeppelin and loves country music. He's not very nice either. Guns 'n Roses will play at Neil Young's Bridgeschool Benefit festival. Steve Martin and Foster the People are also planned to play along with many more. Joe Perry will appear on Sons of Guns, a show about gunsmiths. They will restore a gun cannon that belongs to Perry. Most southern accents find origins in Europe. They all just decided to talk like this *Steve starts to talk in stupid Southern accent* Free music Monday
Grand Tour. Matt Cord is in for Pierre today. Thank you to Chef Christina Wilson. Steve is absolutely certain she'll win. She better win or Steve will burn the place down. Thanks to Michael Latini. His puppet show How To Train Your Dragon starts today and is in town until Sunday. Wow letter. Wow prize. Marisa introduced Andy Reed the other day and was awesome to Marisa. Nick is really sick and has the squires coming out of both ends today. Matt thinks every time one of the show members is sick it's the squires. It's not really, they just say that because it gives a reason to stay home if you have a sore throat. Calender Girl Search Monarch. Mark Owen, the man who killed Osama is on the show tomorrow along with other festivities.
Lesson Question:
If Ryan Reynolds is 35 and Blake Lively is 25, how many years apart are they?
Lesson Answer:
10 years
Wow:
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