Time 6:17 – 6:29

Welcome! Traffic. News Update Police were called to the scene of a fatal accident on the Roosevelt Boulevard. Father and son were victims of a hit and run. Father pronounced dead, pushed his son to safety before being struck. Body of an unidentified white female was found on a farm field in Montgomery County. Beanie Sigel was arrested at a traffic stop, two weeks before he is due for court for tax evasion. Cops found drug and a gun in the car console, he is banned from having weapons as he is a previous felon. Sports Phillies lost to the Mets 3-2. Cole Hamels missed start because of illness. Vance Worley will undergo season ending surgery. Columbus Crew defeated the Philadelphia Union, 2-1. There is a picture of Pierre falling asleep at the Phillies' game. It's the seventh-inning nap. He was coiled in position ready to do the wave! Nick was trying to get Pierre on the major TV at CBP. Pierre should have woken up in an empty stadium. On today's show: Christopher Titus, Not Your Average Listener, Stone Gossard, and a special “moobs” experiment! Village Pub is stopping by for a meet and eat too! Secret Text Word for Bruce Springsteen tix!

Time 6:40 – 7:13

We are WMMR! Traffic. SQ. Coolie Hat is what Kathy's cousins would call her butt. “Cool” is the French for ass. Birthdays Cameron Diaz, 40; Lisa Ling, 39; Warren Buffet, 82; Bill Daily, 85; Cliff Lee, 34. SA Entertainment News Anger Management picked up for 90 episodes. Charlie Sheen will bank $100 million. Ryan Gosling will make directing debut in “How to Catch A Monster.” Seth MacFarlane will host SNL season premiere. Evelyn Lozada has not spoken with Chad Ochocinco since their domestic dispute. Steve will jump in the DeLorean and make sure they kill each other. Chad could face up to a year in prison because of prior domestic abuse history. Michael Douglas is in talks to portray Ronald Reagan in an independent film about a meeting between Reagan and Gorbachev. I'll bring my TECMO football game! I've lost my mojo, my Gorbachev. Clint Eastwood will reportedly be the mystery speaker at the RNC. Nick had a dream that Mitt Romney was here for a beerfest and was a fan of Victory. You know how those Mormons love those beerfests! Steve Levitan has invited Ann Romney on the “Modern Family” if Mitt legalizes gay marriage. Lindsey Lohan is banned from the Chateau Marmont hotel for failing to pay a $46,000 bill. The bill includes: $3,150 from the mini bar, that's just M&Ms and a water, and $700 on 49 packs of cigarettes, she made me lose my Gorbachev! 62-year-old former pilot claims he had a 6-year sexual relationship that ended when he married Kelly Preston in 1992. Maybe she gets his Gorbachev going.Clips Guy Pierce in Lawless; Justin Long in For A Good Time Call.

Time 7:23 – 7:49

WMMR Rocks! Weather. Traffic. Made in America Festival Three stages built: Freedom, Liberty, Rocky. Preston doesn't know the DJs. Kathy knows them, she wants to be Mrs. Afro-Jack. Stallone should introduce all acts on Rocky stage. Pearl Jam will do a 2-hour show. Nick predicts an all-hit setlist for Pearl Jam. Afro-Jack is bringing DJ CocoPubes for Chris Cornell. Cornell reportedly upset Drake was opening for Pearl Jam, not him. Stallone should sing “Even Flow.” Santa Gold is from Philly and was in a Y-100 contest. Jay-Z actually has a Rocky song. Casey is worried about standing the whole weekend. Philly is expecting 50,000 people. Caller Ed says he was robbed by Beanie Sigel in 1996. Tom Hanks threaten to rob me once. Different crowds provide different concert vibes. Philly has already started to redirect traffic, be prepared!

Stupid Question

In what part of the world will you find the Coolie hat?

 Stupid Answer

China

 Time 7:59 – 8:14

Howdy! Weather. Secret Text for Bruce Tix! Traffic. Kathy's singing, says someone will get a song voicemail! Shart-outs! Shart-out to Kevin Whiley on the VAG project, Steve wants to build the ultimate VAG team. Shart-out to Mark Simmons from Australia. Shart-out to Greg Fitzsimmons who mentioned P&S on his podcast. Bizarre File Bad vacation for gay couple after hotel management took their dildo from their bags, covered it in a foul-smelling substance, and glued it to their suitcase. 8-year-old boy in Great Britain found whale vomit that might be worth money because the substance is used in perfumes. Brazilian notary has officially recognized a civil union between a man and two women. Owner of Indian clothing store says he would change the name of his store “Hitler” if he gets money to do so. If you've got a passion for fashion... British boy is afraid of all forms of transportation, causing father to relocate. The picture of Pierre falling asleep at the Phillies is great. Go Philszzzzzz...

 Time 8:26 – 8:56

Preston & Steve! Secret Text! Traffic.Christopher Titus in studio Scarred for Life tour stand-up tour. FOX show “Titus.” When Titus took a stand in the future development of his show, FOX stopped all promos and the show ended. Biggest mistake: told FOX that he would give into what they wanted and they still canceled the show anyway. He is like Tony Robbins. Titus has a new movie coming out called “Bad Parents.“ Embarrassed himself in front of The Edge, said he owned so much U2 stuff he payed for Edge's shirt. He is the worst person to ask for advice for approaching a celebrity. Titus bought skull rings for Springsteen and also wrote a 3-page letter. Springsteen's son loved his show. Titus received a call from Bruce who gave him Yoda-like advice. Bruce also asked Titus what he wrote in his 3-page letter. The letter read that Titus has been a huge fan for many years and thanked him for his music. Bruce asked Titus if he really asked The Edge about his shirt. Hey, I'm wearing your ring...NOT! Love is Evil tour was about Titus' nasty divorce. A fan handed him a letter. The letter read that Titus' Comedy Central special saved him from committing suicide. There are too many idiots. People are surviving that should not survive. There should be Lion Day, where lions are released into the general public.Big Freakin' Deal.

 Time 9:07 – 9:41

Secret Text for Bruce Tix! The Village Pub is here! Traffic. It's a mess out there! Not Your Average ListenerJacky Joy, 27, who's been a porn actress for 8 years. East Coast features more fetish videos. There was a syphilis scare in the porn industry lately. Pirating of content has damaged the industry too. Webcams are the new tools of porn. Jacky's start in the industry began when someone asked her to do an oral sex scene for $500. Steve remembers the first time someone asked him too. Everyone said she'd be a porn star. Lost virginity to a 12 year old, and first oral experience was in Kindergarten. Did that qualify as snack time? Jacky was in Philly's Hottest Blonde. I thought this girl looked familiar, is she from Kindergarten?! Casey wants her to do a college stripping tour. Moobs VS Boobs Can we determine the difference between male/female breasts? Everyone is blindfolded, let's feel 'em! Casey says it feels awesome! Nick feels like a listener, this radio thing might catch on! Nick and Kathy are double-teaming the participants. We can accidentally grab Marisa's boobs! No fat guys are here. First was moob. Second was moob, they turned Casey on! Third was a pre-op transvestite; Intern Pitchuation can give you lessons on speaking in a higher voice! Last one was boobs!

Time 9:58 – 10:40

Hey listeners! Thank you again to The Village Pub for bringing in food. Traffic. Not your average listener, Jacky Joy is having a party going on this Saturday. Playboy model LeAnne Marie will also be at the birthday party. The listeners determined that Jacky Joy is not your average listener! Budweiser Made in America Festival is this Saturday and Sunday. Stone Gossard of Pearl JamStone believes that going to Festivals opens fans up to many genres. Pearl Jam loves Philadelphia. They have played many special events such as the closing of the Spectrum in 2009. Chris Cornell has a commitment on Saturday night and will not be here on Sunday night playing with Pearl Jam. A lot of the random performers that Pearl Jam wants to collaborate with are usually spontaneous. Pearl Jam will never be an overly rehearsed event. Stone does not approach a festival any different then playing a regular concert. Nick wants Pearl Jam to play Release Live. Pearl Jam changes up their set-list quite often, unlike other bands which play their only their hits. Their lighting girl manually operates with the song as the band is playing. Pearl Jam is super fan friendly and even allowed one fan to make their set list for a concert. Stone is not worried about the weather this weekend and will be in town Saturday. Pierre is excited to see Pearl Jam this weekend. Bizarre FileSouth Carolina woman is charged with child abuse for giving her son shots at an Irish pub. The boy stated that his mom gives him “tea” that makes him feel dizzy. The head coach of the Russian volleyball team committed suicide. A group of tourists were attempting to find a missing member in their group only to find her in the search party. About 50 people were searching for this “missing” woman. A man is facing charges for causing a fight with his child and wife for not preparing his chicken correctly. John Bolaris is in studioLast night, he tweeted that he was going to be leaving the area. As he was talking to his little girl last night, he realized that the door was closed on him in Philadelphia. He has been off the air since Christmas Eve. There is a Bravo show about serious weathermen attempting to battle for their jobs. Bolaris has been approached by the show and believes that he should leave to be on this reality show. He is going to be living in Long Island so he can explore New York. Bolaris turned down a lot of jobs in order to stay in Philadelphia with his daughter. There is a slight possibility that he will stay, but the job situation is looking very dim since he comes with a lot of baggage. I've never worked with a weatherman ever! September 26^th John will officially make his move to New York. Weather forecast from John! LQHollywood Trash Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian, and Beanie Sigel. LAThere's nobody here! Man, I must be loosing it, there's no one here!Music News Eddie Van Halen is recovering after going under emergency surgery for diverticulitis. Halestorm singer Lizzy Hale has been named the sexiest hard rock female singer. Foo Fighters' Dave Grohl squashed rumors that the band was breaking up. Coldplay will be taking a year off from touring while Chris Martin moves from England to Los Angeles so that Gwenyth Paltrow can be near her mother. Secret Word Text was “Rosalita.” Random text winner was Ryan O'Malley.

 Lesson Question:

What killed Gary Clark Sr.?

 Lesson Answer:

A badger

Time 10:57 – 11:08

 Wow, it's 11 AM, we're running late! Pierre is here! Pierre gets to see the picture of himself falling asleep at the Phillies game. Our boys in blue were playing somebody and uh... Jason Fehon sent the picture to Nick, who then tried to get Pierre on the CBP TV. Red wine can put you to sleep. Pierre was supposed to get a coffee before he fell asleep. Pierre can't bring it back, so we might as well make it viral on the internet. Thanks to Christopher Titus, Jacky Joy, Stone Gossard, and all of our “moob vs boob” participants! LOTD Lauren Harris is here to say hi! Thanks to our sponsors. Word of the Week. The Village Pub Giveaway. Nothing is coming up on Pierre's show, because we're at a Coffee Sip at this point instead of a Coffee Break. John Bolaris' weather preview. If John keeps talking, we're gonna need Marc Summers to tell him shut the f**k up! We'll see you next week! Have a great Labor Day weekend!

 Letter of the Day:

R

Word of the Week:

D-O-O-R