Producer's Notes - 08/17/12
8/17/2012 12:05:00 AM
Weather. Traffic. News $1.1 Million will be distributed to 73 members who were discriminated against at Creative Steps Inc . 65 black & Hispanic children were pulled out of pool while racial remarks were made. There were too many Jews in the pool. Police are on the scene of a shooting at an underage party. 4 or 5 people crashed the party, robbed the underage drinkers, & pulled out a gun and fired shots. Kathy went to a party in high school where everything got stolen. Preston is thinking about adding Comcast's surveillance cameras since his children are entering teen territory. PennDot is closing a 1 block section of Market street in the area of 30th Street Station this weekend. SportsPhillies lost to the Brewers last night. Wayne Simmons signed contract extension with the Flyers, earning $4 Million per season. Namdi Asomugha left practice early due to whiplash. Preston just looked at website & saw girl with butthole tattoo. Jamie Kennedy is coming in early today to promote Monster Mania. Doug Bradley, aka Pinhead is also coming in to promote Monster Mania. Garfunkel & Oates are also stopping in today. We are still taking bids to eat breakfast with Cole Hamels. After break we'll talk about Ev & Ocho.
Weather. Traffic. Stupid Question. WWE presents Smackdown. Birthdays Sean Penn is 52. Roebrt De Niro is 69. He's going to go to Cracker Barrel and go to the mall. Donnie Wahlbergh is 43, he's from New Kids on the Block & a good actor. Gilby Clarke of GNR is 50. I just wish he was dead. I think the world of him. Stupid Q answer. WWE presents Smackdown. Celebrity News Jenny McCarthy has split from Brian Urlacher. He's injured so she has no use for him. She was perfect in her heyday. Preston's looking at Bootyliscious but threw out Outlaw Biker. Production on Iron Man 3 has been halted after Robert Downey Jr. injured his ankle. The Avengers sequel is due in theaters May 1, 2015. Katherine Jackson's lawyer says Katherine did not ask Michael Jackson's estate to pay Janet's mortgage. Is Katherine Jackson mentally stable? I know she eats cardboard sandwiches. Reports claim Chad Ochocinco Johnson is begging Ev to take him back. She is resolute that it is not going to happen. He's 34 & cut by the Dolphins, do you think he'll get signed? T.O. Signed with the Seahawks. The Olympic Fab 5 are getting special perks. Michael Phelps was named the newest face of Louis Vuitton. Sometimes they make a weird call, it's like Stephen Hawking's add for Nike. Ryan Lochte messed up some lines during guest appearance on 90210. Kristen Stewart is getting ready to resurface as she promotes her new film On The Road. Al Roker poked fun at Matt Lauer on live TV for throwing Ann Curry under the bus. Gilles Marini hurt himself while Dancing with the Stars. They say they were worried because the color was drained from his eyebrows. Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes continue their divorce settlement. Kim Kardashian throws more accusations at Chris Humphries. Marc Summers got injured in a car accident last week. Clips Whitney Houston talks about Sparkle, just before she died. Sparkle opens today. Anna Kendrick talks Paranorman. The airshow starts early, expect lots of traffic- they're estimating 1 million people to be there.
Stupid Q: Who were the 4 guys in the road trip car in Animal House?
Stupid A: Pinto, Flounder, Boon, & Otter.
Weather. Traffic. Hey did you see the cupcakes in the greenroom? It's Intern Mary's 21st birthday. Yesterday was Intern Scott's last day & he didn't tell us until the show was over. Mary was up all night baking cupcakes & had her 1st taste of alcohol. Preston's head was hanging out his window for his 21st. He was drinking Long Island iced teas at a strip club. Speaking of throwing up, Casey flew w/ the Air National Guard yesterday. Casey loved it, sad it's only a once in a lifetime experience. We have a picture of Casey in his G suit. Casey says fans on Facebook are so supportive (yeah right). The vertical launch was amazing. Casey didn't get sick- did it feel like getting your butthole tattooed? They went supersonic, but Casey couldn't feel it. I just sonic-boomed all over your face. Preston recalls his experience with the Blue Angels. He flew for about an hour. They traveled 40 miles in a matter of minutes. Casey's favorite part was the loopy-loops. Brian Taft also flew with the Firebirds. The G suit helped Casey as they hit 9 Gs. Preston explains a minimum radius turn. Casey felt a little wheezy & exhausted after the flight. He almost fell asleep while sitting in traffic. The pilot called Casey “Belly.” Our next guest his here- Jamie Kennedy in studio. Jamie notes how many people are in the studio & wants to read their issue of Bootyliscious. Oh Sit! Is Jamie's new show on The CW. Anybody who mentions Oh Sit! At Flippin' Pizza gets a buy one get one free deal. He explains it as musical chairs on steroids, musical chairs on HGH, musical chairs on molly. The girls are really hot, it's just an excuse to have a wet t-shirt contest. It was It's the The CW's #1 series this summer. Jamie's friend from the pizza shop texted him, upset about his announcement. Casey has Delco related questions for Jamie. Jamie donated money to Bonner, but not $2 Million. Casey asks if Jaime's seen the documentary on the Bizarre of All Nations? He has not. HaHaJK is Jamie's version of Funny or Die. YouTube is making an active push to launch original content. Jamie enjoyed Comic Con this year, so he's happy to attend Monster Mania Con. Jamie has a new horror movie coming out about a young girl who is pressured into losing her virginity in high school which forces bad things happen to the people around her. Jamie's character on The Cleveland Show is Federline Jones. Jamie talks about Tweeting & the hate that spills over into it. People don't just hate you, but they hate at you now. Preston & Steve recount examples of people who left negative comments. Casey called a guy back, the guy had nothing to say. Jamie's busy all weekend, might grab a cheesesteak. Jamie recently threw out the first pitch at a Met's game. He wore a Met's jersey & a Phillies hat, but was forced to remove his hat. Jamie attended a Juggalo gathering in the middle of the woods. The place was packed. The girls there walk around topless- but they're the kind of girls that you don't want to see topless. They look like meatballs with clown makeup. A Juggalo told Jaime that he's a big fan & always wanted to smoke heroin with him. The FBI now considers the Juggalos an organized gang. Go to Monster Mania Con tonight, Jamie Kennedy will be there at 6:00.
Cole & Heidi Hamels will be here Mon, send your bids to Marisa. Thanks to Wally's Wacky Wings for supplying food this morning. Wally's Wicked Wings. Traffic. Bizarre File 14 year old is in trouble after driving his father's car into a lake w/ his 18 year old girlfriend. Father's pressing charges to teach lesson. A Norwegian driver who swerved out of the way of a moose instead hit a bear. A woman slipped through her window and fell down a shaft. A high school teacher is charged w/ having sex w/ 4 students while another student video taped it. Where were these teachers when we were in school? The female teacher's husband supports her.Doug Bradley in studio w/ Christian Grillo. Steve had a large Pinhead action figure in his apartment many years ago. Doug played Pinhead in 8 of 9 Hellraiser movies. Clive Barker, writer & director is a horror genius. Pinhead is horrifying b/c he actually feels like he is giving his victims a gift. Makeup in the first few films was a 6 piece application, but is now 2 pieces.. Bradley hasn't worn the makeup in 10 years. Bradley plays a sheriff in Deer Crossing, which comes out worldwide in September.
Our giant studio audience today is being fed by Wally's Wicked Wings. Traffic. Garfunkel & Oates (Riki & Kate) in studio.John Oates contacted G&O on MySpace & supports them. Kate is from Narberth, PA. G&O will be at Helium Comedy club this weekend. Preston & Steve will be at Helium with Doug Benson next week. Doug helped launch G&O. They are sweet & play happy instruments, but the messages are dark & very funny. Garfunkel & Oates have a cheat sheet of words not to sing on radio. They can say finger-blast but not fingering. George Carlin constructed list of 7 words you can't say, & FCC adopted it. In studio performanceRiki talks about her appearance on Big Bang Theory. Kate & Riki discuss negative comments. They just completed their 4th album. Riki played a small role in Million Dollar Baby. She says Clint Eastwood is very easy to work with.
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Wally's Wicked Wings. Traffic. Philly's Hottest Red, White, & Blue Bikini- hurry up and submit. We are still accepting bids for breakfast with Cole & Heidi Hamels. Top bid automatically gets invited to Casey's BBQ. Travel Channel's search for best sandwich in US. Denic's (De Celtics, De Sixers) of Philly won w/ roast pork sandwich. Casey loves Pagano's chicken cutlet sandwich. Preston can pass on the fried food sandwiches. Capriotti's uses shredded meat on their sandwiches.There are vending machines that dispense mashed potatoes & gravy. Nick's Ramadan observation: he only drinks orange soda once a year. Steve drives very far for a certain pizza. Boy my genitals feel awesome. Favorite Foods Callers: Shannon recommends “The Bobby” from Capriotti's. Mario: Denic's sandwiches are unbelievable. Get there early- once they run out, they close. Caller: Chickies & Petes in Pilgrim Garden has new burger w/ crab meat that is unbelievable. Preston's anti crab-cake sandwiches & terrorists. Caller drives 2 hours to Chap's BBQ Pit in Baltimore. Caller: Hotdog Johnny's has best hotdogs cooked in peanut oil. Caller offered Manco Manco's $300 to delivery pizza. They wouldn't do it. Hotdog Johnny's is located in Buttzville, NJ. ...We've been in Buttzville for 42 years! Marisa used to drive from Manayunk to Wayne for Johnny Dog's Welcome to John's Roast Pork, located conveniently in Buttzville. Dr. Seuss' The Lorax.
Traffic. Casey will be at the brand new Tacobell in Bala Cynwyd. Shart outs.Birthday a week early. Husband in Africa. Bizarre FileSpongebob Square Pants is gay, says a study in the Ukraine. The Simpsons, Family Guy, Teletubbies, Spongebob, & anime are all sexist propaganda. An intoxicated driver taunted a cop after hitting him with her vehicle. A 28 year old girl died after her line broke while para-sailing. An 82 year old man was arrested for exposing himself to a 14 year old girl. He was wearing a g-string bathing suit & charged with 2 counts of public sexual indecency. A man who lost two hands while constructing a bomb for blast-fishing has finally made a new pair of bionic hands. His metal hands took him 8 years to build. They look like tin-man hands. Ladies & gentlemen, Tin-man hands. Big Freakin' Deal Wally's Wicked Wings.
That was Sublime. They're coming to town on Saturday. Lesson Q: Sing hotdog Johnny's jingle. Stone Temple Pilots.. Hollywood TrashKim Kardashian doesn't want to divorce Humphries so she can marry Kanye- but b/c Humphries is a “cancer.” Humphries had no idea she was into astrology. Shia Labeouf says filming the Transformers movies felt like a finger up his butthole. He's quitting big budget movies & sticking to small films, so he can finally have some art up his butthole. Before you get overly critical of Donna D'Errico for searching for Noah's Ark, please remember that she has huge cans. Lesson A. Stone Temple Pilots. Music NewsMuse's new track, Follow Me, features the heartbeat of Matt Bellamy's infant son, Bingham. The heartbeat was recorded just minutes before the baby was born. Bareness was in serious bus accident. Bus fell off a viaduct near Bath in England. They are classified as “sludge metal.” Aerosmith's newest single is set for release at the end of the month. Call to win tickets to Six Flags Great Adventure to see Gary Sinise & the Lt. Dan Band.
Weather. We had great guests today. Jamie Kennedy came right off a red-eye flight, & he was great. Doug Bradley aka Pinhead was here also. Christian Grillo is director of Deer Crossing. All 3 will be at Monster Mania Con. Garfunkel & Oates were here, they were funny as hell. Wally's Wicked Wings. Matt Cord is here still filling in for Pierre. Letter of the Day: D. Matt enjoys working Pierre's time slot. Matt asks Casey about his flight with the Air National Guard. Dr. Mike wrote a little piece on Casey's flight. Caller Ken knows the word of the week. New Jersey Motor Sports Park's Devils' Showdown. Tacobell. Next week, we have Cole & Heidi Hamels, Marc Summers, Doug Benson, and comedian Dan Cummins. Rock on!
Lesson Q: Sing Hotdog Johnny's jingle
Answer: Hotdog Joooohnny's, Hotdog Joooohnny's
Letter of the Day: D
Word of the week:TBYRD