Producer's Notes - 08/16/12
8/16/2012 12:05:00 AM
Disc: 1 Date: 08-16-2012
Track 1 Time 6:11 - 6:22
We Welcome You! Traffic. News. Winning power ball tickets were dawn last night. 337 million dollar ticket sold in Michigan. Where is the ticket? 8 tickets matched 5 of the numbers – (6, 27, 46, 51, 56 and the power-ball is 21)! Steve saw everyone in line at 711. We did not win though. 30 year old was struck by train after 5am – camera's captured her on camera. Examiner will determine the cause of death. 18 people have signed up for Jersey's Medical Marijuana Plan. Just give us our pot. Sports News. Phillies lose 9-2 to Marlins. 10 win milestone goes to Marlin's pitcher. Phillies face the Brewers tonight. 3rd perfect game this season in MLB Baseball. All Star, Milkey Cabrera may be taking steroids. Dr. Mike is an aviation buff. Casey is going up in an F16 today. Hopefully Casey will handle the air. Crotch-Hold is our Top Gun nickname for Casey. Maria Bello is calling in. She's great. Anthony Jeselnik is awesome. Secret Text Word. Someone may lose a finger soon.
Track 2 Time 6:34 - 7:06
Shinedown kicks ass! Great Guests. Traffic. Casey is in the air show in AC today. This is going to be awesome. Will Casey survive. Use “Lt. Shartman, Dough-Boy, Finger-Blaster, Ralph, Skid-Mark, Tally-Whacker, Crack-Shot, Flatcher, Ice-Hole” as your pilot name. Stupid Question. Smackdown Tickets. Celebrity Birthdays. Madonna is 54. What a great artist. She's touring in France. Steve Carell is 50. Good for him man. James Cameron is 58. What an ass! Way to ruin film. Timothy Huttan has a birthday. Angela Bassett – Hulk Tina Turner is 54. Stupid Answer. Belzon. Entertainment News. Michael J. Fox goes back to work. Its heart breaking to see him struggle. Chad Johnson – Boston woman claims she was the jump-off, the side action. He invited her to dinner from Twitter. Affair went on for a few months. This guys married, what's he thinking. Chad was also known as a beater – lashed out a lot on Evelyn. Sing Along. Chad lost his coconut water tribute. Coconut Water sucks. Anniston is done with Justin!!!! Kristen Stewart cheated in a Hardware Store. They were pouring Coconut Water on each others butt-holes. Kobe Bryan's wife wants to work things out. She is a raging b*tch. Preston hates her. Stallone and Schwarzenegger are excited for Expendables 2. Secret Text Word. Baseball Breakfast – Hammels foundation. Stay There Everybody!!!!!!
Track 3 Time 7:16 - 7:45
Jimi Hendrix. Less humid today. Traffic. Casey – Air Show in Atlantic City. Glory-Hole is the new name Casey. Casey likes Top Gunt. Casey is not worried – he has no fear of flying. Today that will change. Preston Completes A Back-Flip. Preston did his first back flip off his diving board. The fear of conquering was awesome to do. It's easier to say than do. Nick can't – he keeps his eyes closed. Marisa was a gymnist. Preston is 44 and finally released his demons. Preston's Bucket List. Try things that he couldn't when he was younger. Life is short man! Kathy wants to skydive. Nick wants to try going on a motorcycle. Nick was feared when his friend got into an accident. If you don't do it now, it'll never happen. Casey wants to go diving again. Losing Body Limbs. Casey knows a guy who cut his finger off. Preston knew a guy that reached his hand into a snow blower. Nick hated when he broke his arm. Once you lose your fingers, you're screwed. Kathy's dad lost his legs in Vietnam. Prosthetic limbs hurt. Its hard to discuss the situation with your close friends/family. They're expensive too. Hit and Run screening. 10 callers.
Stupid Question: What is our Green Alien's name?
Disc: 2 Date: 08-16-2012
Track 1 Time 7:57 - 8:19
White Stripes baby! Donations: Breakfast with the Hammels. Traffic. Casey – Air Show in Atlantic City. Casey is flying with the International Guards in Atlantic City. Lots of people are watching – millions. Lets hope all goes well. Casey's New Flight Nickname. Falcon Punch, Free Ball, The Oreo Kid, Biscuits, Shart Holio, Fart Hammer, Great White Shart, Turd Ferguson, Hammsquid. Dr. Mike on Phone. He loves airplanes. He flew planes when he was younger. They like the name, Chunks for Casey. He will throw up everyone. Casey hopes they find a suit in his size. The G Suit is what Casey will wear! 9G's is amazing. Gravity is a powerful tool. Dr. Mike's name is Bedpan. Bizarre File. 56 year old man shot himself in the butt into a movie theater. He was later treated. Navy Commander accused of faking his own death to stop the affair that he was involved with. Woman met him on a dating website. Police said that a woman keyed a car and backed up into it. Customers of a panini shop are aloud to order an alcohol sandwich. Secret Text Word.
Track 2 Time 8:29 - 8:47
Halestorm is awesome! Traffic. Booty-licious, the new porn mag. Casey has not chosen a name yet for today. Jack Sell Them For Less. Why does he say this at the end of the commercial. Car Dealers of the Living Dead. Its actually the Lord saying, sell them for less. Maria Bello on Phone. In Support of – We Advance and Haiti! Saturday 8pm at the Revel in Atlantic City. Maria knew from the first time she went that she would love to be in that environment to help. It's awful to see how many are suffering. Maria went down to work with Sean Penn and his fundraiser. Children are bathing in the sewers, we need to help. Doing a new show with Kieffer Sutherland. Preston liked the movie, Beautiful Boy – what a crazy movie. Very similar to the Columbine shootings. Maria loves dramatic films – the more drama, the more fun. Grown Ups 2 is awesome – better than part 1. It was a summer camp. Purchase tickets now for Haiti. Revel rules. Jack Sell Them For Less. Hit and Run movie screening. Breakfast with Hammels. Stay There Gang!!!
Track 3 Time 8:59 - 9:19
Welcome Back. Traffic. Anthony Jeselnik on Phone. Performing at Troc tomorrow night – tickets on sale now. The Roast was exhausting. Everything about it was wrong. The Roast. Good vs. Bad. Writing for others is more fun than writing for yourself. Anthony thought Tom Arnold performed well. We need to have a Roast, but you need to find the right person to host. Get the right person and you'll make it happen. Is it right to apologize for pushing the boundaries when being a comedian. Jeselnik was mad that he apologized - what a horrible move. Jeff Ross - Joke was a mistake. Jeselnik's Performance. Jeselnik likes doing all sorts of acts. It depends on the location as well. He wants to be around his fans. Always wants to write the worst joke ever. He's broken up with his girlfriend 3 million times. They met in NYC. Looking forward to seeing you in town. Very funny guy. Performing at Troc, Tomorrow night. Doors open at 7, Show starts at 8pm. Casey has to leave. He is going down to AC now. Nick Murphy is going too. Go puke. Fill up the G suit. Optional Flight Names cont. Texas Avenue Glory Hole, Captain Cookie Salad, Wing Sauce, Rip Von Shart, Lt. Cheddar Bay, Farticus, Commander Ketchup. Taco Belly?! Casey's new call sign. Go Casey – go fly now! Stay There Everybody. Have fun Casey!
Disc: 3 Date: 08-16-2012
Track 1 Time 9:29 - 9:44
Queen rules man! Breakfast with Hammels Foundation. Traffic. Saudi Arabia Builds Women City. Saudi Arabia is building a city just for woman. What!!!!! this will be a challenge. Why be so strict against the relations between men and woman? The idea came from a group of business women trying to prevent the continuance of female unemployment. Lets get them working man! Show more porn to Kathy. Booty - Licious is awesome. Don Welles is our voice. Bizarre File. In Hungry, one of the leaders of the political parties – he is Jewish. Lets try to keep him quiet. That will be hard. His mom was a Jew. 35 year old man breaks into the Steve Jobs home by stealing computer software. He made a mistake. Apple Security traced it and found him guilty. Ohio Woman faked labor pains to deny an arrest. She threatened to kill the officer and filed a complaint against him. Wild truck ride ends with vehicle on boat. Driver was doing donuts in the parking lots and lost control when vehicle spun out of control and landed on man's boat. John Wells' Voice. Real or fictional – lets give him a call to see if he sounds like a robot in reality. He's cool. Gary Sinise. Six Flags Great Adventure.
Track 2 Time 9:56 - 10:13
Stones on Preston and Steve. Traffic. John Wells on Phone. John started by doing a commercial for his mother – he felt bad afterwards. Turns out that John had a career waiting for him. John's Working Environment. Hates working from home. Never does it anymore. Works with TV. Much more is too come but John cant speak on behalf of them. John has enormous testicles. He has yet to compare them to others. John is looking forward to coming to Philly and chilling with the guys. You're listening to the most dangerous men in Philly, Preston and Steve. Lesson Question. What drink helps to sooth your butt-hole? Hollywood Trash. Bobby Brown goes back to rehab. What a surprise. Aaron Carter releases new album in 12 years. Lindsay Lohan – Will I Am for B.E.P. Lesson Answer. Coconut Water. Music News. SoundGarden – all new album in 16 years. Live To Rise – great song. Pearl Jam - 10th Studio Album coming soon. The project is in a holding pattern. Eddie Vedder is doing a solo tour. Matt Cameron is having fun with SoundGarden. Silver Suns – stop using our song at campaigns. British man who won lottery wants to get Guns N Roses to reunite. Wow. Slash says money isn't the issue – the issue is AXL.
Track 3 Time 10:23 - 10:35
Incubus and Linkin Park rule. They're playing tomorrow night in Camden. Kathy Is Feeling Better. She has a food allergy. She can't eat anything that pulls a threat against her. She brings in a 4583 pound bowl of fruit. She eats more fruit than gorillas. Matt Chord is here. We Love Maria Bello. It hurts that Maria doesn't remember Matt. She was 17 when they met. Matt was 25. She shows the bush. Go watch her sex scenes – they're awesome. Thank you Maria Bello – we love you. Support her charity at Revel in AC. Dr. Mike and Caseyboy who will be flying. Go see Casey take off. Anthony Jeselnik was great – what a funny guy. Go see him tomorrow night. Tickets on sale now. Secret Text Word. Secret Text Word is knee. Letter of the day is R. Anthony Jeselnik tickets. The king died on the throne. Matt will be blasting some Elvis Presley today. A celebration that must happen.
what drink helps to sooth your butthole?
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