Producer's Notes - 08/03/12
8/3/2012 12:05:00 AM
Time 6:13 - 6:20
Race day! Granny Grand Prix. Traffic. News.South Jersey Mayor caught speeding while drunk. Clocked at 90mph in 45mph zone. He is 2nd politician arrested for drunk driving this week. Double shooting outside Penrose Rec Center. Shooter fired at victims from outside gate of rec center, 14 bullets fired. Wissinoming burglary of $65,000 worth of cash and jewelry. Homeowners owned bar Mama's Lounge, that's why they had so much cash. Suspects also stole DVR with video evidence of crime. Sports.Michael Phelps became first male swimmer to win same individual event at 3 straight Olympics after taking Gold in 200m last night. Gabby Douglas won gymnastics all around title. US Men's basketball Team won 156-73 over Nigeria, breaking Olympic record. Don't start to get cocky cause you're only up by 100 points. Phils lost to Nationals last night. Granny Grand Prix. WOW. Come by Arnold's today.
Time 6:31 - 7:00
We're getting ready for the Granny Grand Prix. Traffic. Stupid Question. Birthdays. James Hetfield from Metallica is 49. Ed Roland singer from Collective Soul is 49. Evangeline Lilly from Lost is 33. Martin Sheen is 72. Tony Bennett is 86. John Landis is 62. Martha Stewart is 71. Tom Brady is 35. Ryan Lochte is 28. He seems like a very nice, very dumb guy. Stupid Answer. Entertainment News. Supermodel Bar Refaeli is dating Shaun White. Ivana Trump is dating Italian real estate entrepreneur Mark Antonio Rota. Ivana is 63, married 4 times, and worth $100 million. Katherine Jackson has been reinstated as the guardian of Michael Jackson's kids. Katherine she suggested that she was tricked into traveling to AZ and blocked from seeing her grandchildren. They told her it was a car with wings. WTF bro. How's Kourtney and Kim? Those aren't your kids. NBC apologized for leaking news of Missy Franklin's gold medal. Patrick Dempsey may have spoiled major Grey's Anatomy storyline. He tweeted a pic of his character lying hospital w/ eyes closed. Sofia Vergara's son confirmed his mom is engaged. Chelsea Handler broke up with on/off again boyfriend. Lindsay Lohan battling paparazzi who sued her for hitting him with her car. Kristin Stewart landed lead role in Lie Down in Darkness. Twilight Breaking Dawn part 2 will go on as planned, despite Stewart/Pattinson controversy. Clips. Celeste and Jesse Forever star Rashida Jones. Total Recall remake star Colin Farrell. Granny Grand Prix.
Time 7:11 - 7:39
Granny Grand Prix. Traffic. Shart out to scumbag friends and Plumstead Hill Pub, from listener Rich. Shart out to couple getting married tomorrow. Granny Panties. Marisa's wearing black underwear. Kathy got rid of her granny panties. What is the practical use of granny panties? Kathy's friends wear their worst underwear on first dates so they won't “slut it up”. Beach Tags. People are refusing to pay for beach tags. Margate beach has started hiring bouncers. Tags cost $15 for season, $10 for a week. You don't have to pay to go on Wildwood's beach. Beach tags don't exist in Florida. Are there any Jersey beaches where you can have campfires? There must be fights on the beach sometimes. Caller John's dad refused to buy beach tags. He would call the cops. Sorry John your dad's an A-Hole. Caller Ashley staying at a high rise in Delaware, beach tags are $45/week. It's annoying when people save lounge chairs and spots on the beach for hours. The one thing that will lock that chair down: take a dump on it. Worst part is carrying all the crap back from the beach. Best part is cold beer and outdoor shower when you get back. Meet the grannies when we get back.
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Time 7:51 - 8:12
Granny Grand Prix. Traffic. Meet the grannies. Fast & Fearless Flossy: brought 6 person pit crew with her. Crazy Effin' Son-Of-A-Bitch: her shirt has a pic of her when she was 38. She had a nice ass. Casey's taking a pic of her ass right now. Krazy Kay: 84 years old, she may be our oldest granny. Slow and steady wins the race. Bizarre File. Collegeville, TX student lucky to be alive after his truck flew off a cliff while he was texting and driving. Right before the accident he texted “I need to stop texting cause I could die in a car accident”. Woman beat her boyfriend with a stripper pole. The man took a video of the assault w/ his cell phone to prove she attacked him. Michigan man left 2 young children when he went out drinking, then crawled into bed with his neighbors after going to the wrong house. The safest thing for them is when daddy leaves. High school music teacher in Scotland lied about running over and killing a little girl with his car so he could get out of going to work. I can't come in today cause I ran over a little girl and killer her, but I'll be there tomorrow. Moments away from first heat of Granny Grand Prix. Welcome to the show Scott Palmer, director of Phillies' public affairs, and Matt Cord. We have the biggest crowd ever this year.
Time 8:24 - 8:43
Granny Grand Prix about to start. We are streaming video of the race and posting pictures on Facebook. Right after this, Nick heads to Africa for his Mt. Kilimanjaro climb. Traffic. Meet Heat 2 grannies. All named Margaret. My Way or the Highway Marge: this is the best dressed crew. Her granddaughter hand painted the t-shirts. She'll put the money towards a car if she wins. Irish Hand Grenade: she would drive from Florida to Canada to see her boyfriend. He's here to watch the race. Her granddaughter will pay her mortgage if she wins the money. Pedal to the Metal Peg: she's going to hit the bar with the money if she wins. Qualifying heats are 3 laps. Final heat is 5 laps. HEAT 1. Matt Cord interviewing the grannies. FALSE START. Ready, Get Set, GO! Crazy SOB in the lead. Barb hits the wall, making final turn. Crazy K in 3rd place. Krazy Kay hits the wall and bounces. Krazy Kay is wearing a shower cap for no apparent reason. Barb has a huge lead. Barb (Crazy SOB) wins! Flossy finished 2nd. Barb: I just pretended the cops were chasing me. Do I have time to have a cigarette? 2 more heats left.
Time 8:54 – 9:11
Crazy SOB (Barb) is going to the championship round. Traffic. Meet Heat 3 grannies.Racy Redhead: most smiling grandmother today. Her crew's t-shirts have bows on the shoulders. Her granddaughter is hot. Led Foot Larkin (Carol): she has a lot of people with her today, including 11 grandchildren. Chocolate Thunder: they are sponsored by Grin and Wear It. She is representing the black listeners. HEAT 2. Matt cord interviewing the grannies. Ready, set, GO! My Way or Highway Marge is out to a big lead. Peggy in 2nd place. Margaret following Margaret but Margaret is still in the lead. Irish Hand Grenade wins! Wow, 2 large margin wins today. Casey knew Irish Hand Grenade would win. Anyone who drives to Canada for nookie.
Time 9:22 – 9:38
Final heat coming up. Final heat will be an obstacle heat. Traffic. We're streaming the event online. HEAT 3.Matt Cord interviewing the grannies. Ready, Set, GO! Carol taking the early lead. Chocolate Thunder just passed Carol. Carol hits the wall hard. Carol making a late charge. This has been the tightest race so far. Chocolate Thunder wins! Carol and Chocolate Thunder were neck and neck. Chocolate Thunder accused Carol of trying to run her into the wall. Did she just call her a bitch? Do you think any of the women competing are using performance enhancing drugs? Final heat features Crazy SOB vs Irish Hand Grenade vs Chocolate Thunder. Bizarre File. Woman arrested for hitting her father with a Pringles can and knocking out a tooth. Juno, Alaska man gets DUI for 0.313 BAC while operating a raft in a river. Man wearing only ripped underwear was arrested after breaking into a home. He was looking for tennis balls. I'm from Wimbledon, I'm looking for tennis balls. A28 year old man climbed a billboard to write his proposal to his girlfriend. Championship race next.
Time 9:49 – 10:18
Beautiful day at Arnold's. Preston got a really stupid text from someone who races Go-Karts competitively and thinks P&S is making fun of the sport. We absolutely are. One of the grannies has a fire breathing alligator for a mascot.Lesson Question. Hollywood Trash.Jersey Shore star The Unit got only a $125 fine for felony drug possession of Special K. He said this is irreflatulant proof of the vaginalocity of our penile system. Katherine Jackson says she was tricked onto the plane to AZ by someone who told her it was a Cracker Barrell w/ wings. John Mayer and Katy Perry seen together. Before you jump to conclusions all he was doing was squeezing her breasts and banging her. Lesson Answer. Music News. Lollapalooza 2012 in Chicago kicks off today and concludes on Sunday. Muse has pushed back the release of its 6th studio album. Madness will be their first single. Five Fingered Death Punch guitarist says he owes his success to being a member of Mandy Moore's band. Van Halen will play 2 gigs in Osaka and 2 in Tokyo. A one hour TV special on the group will air August 7th. FINAL HEAT. Matt Cord interviewing the grannies. Crazy SOB takes the lead right off the beat. Mel Gibson just got run over. Chocolate Thunder and Irish Hand Grenade crashed into the tires. Crazy SOB has a giant lead. Irish hand Grenade's car is disabled. She has been lapped by Crazy SOB. Chocolate Thunder is catching up. This is the closest final we've ever had. Crazy SOB is the 2012 Granny Grand Prix champion! The old bitch is the winner! Chocolate Thunder lives. Trophy presentation & other prizes next. SYSTEM IS DOWN. Nick McIllwain is prepared for Kilimanjaro. Raised nearly $50,000 He is flying right into the the town. No escalators up the mountain. Has a satellite phone now. A guy went up on his eyelids. Nick can do it.
Time 10:27 – 10:37
Granny Grand Prix had come and gone. Trophy and prize presentations. Let's get our champ up here. Barb is gonna put the trophy on her bed. Thanks to Matt Cord and Scott Palmer. Thanks to our sponsors. Pierre on the line. LOD is K. Preston has no idea what the Word of the Week is. Good luck to Nick on his trip. WOW. Pierre loved the live commentary with Matt, Scott, and Nick. Action packed week next week. Have a great weekend and rage on everybody.
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