Disc: 1 Date: 07-26-2012

Track 1 Time 6:12 - 6:24

Good Thursday morning. Traffic. News. Search for man who stole an ambulance. Woman was having a seizure when paramedics arrived – man then stole vehicle from site. He is still at large. He is now joy-riding. He than on ditched the vehicle. 75 year old man sentenced to 5 years for ripping off customers on trips. Christian Pilgrim tours and promised the Pope to arrive. What a bunch of suckers. Trips were canceled and victims lost everything. Water park aka Death Park - injures over 5 people again. This place is a fright fest. Preston loved water parks as a kid. The toilet bowl is a great attraction. That guy in the ambulance should arrive any minute. Sports News. Phillies win again over the Brewers. Phil's 3^rd walk off victory. They open back up tomorrow night. Cole Hammels is the richest Philly ever. Cal Ripkin's mother was kidnapped and was taken. She was found bound and unharmed miles from her home. Riley Steele will stop by. Bret Ernst. Tom McGrath. Will Forte. Stay there gang!

Track 2 Time 6:36 – 7:03

Tom Petty Rules! Traffic. Stupid Question. Birthdays. Helen Mirren is so hot - she is 67. Mick Jagger turns 69. Jagger is bone-able. Pierre is looking forward to this birthday. Steve wasn't crazy about the Stones. Roger Taylor 'drummer' from Queen. Kate Beckinsale is 39. Jeremy Piven has a birthday. Sandra Bullock turns 48. Kathy has come around since the Blind Side. Kevin Spacey is 53. We need the Gam-Gam clip. Horrible Bosses is an awesome comedy. Stupid Answer. USS Missouri. Entertainment News. Snooki's baby shower is coming up. Deena and Snooki are breaking heads. Katherine Jackson is stripped of custody. The 3^rd generation of Jackson's are a good looking bunch. Money makes you look pretty. Katherine may have been drugged. Purchase me some winged monkeys. Kristen Stewart cheats on Pattinson w/ Rupert Sanders. Kardashian – Kim claims she is too famous for anyone. She's the most popular person in the world. Dumb b*tch. Chenoworth is recovering from her accident. She struck her head from falling after a lighting kit fell on her.

Track 3 Time 7:14 – 7:47

Preston loves V-Necks. Traffic. Who cares what people think of your fashion sense. Will my shorts stay on til I get to 7/11. James Holmes' Notebook. Fox News reports the plans of whats to come over the Colorado Shootings. The shooter had drawings of stick figures being shot. They put a mask on him because he spits on everyone. 18 Mile Skydive. Skydiver completes an eighteen mile skydive. This guy was almost in space. He was reaching 500 mph speeds until he opened his parachute. Space is 604-69 miles from earth level. Next month he plans to break the sound-barrier record. Olympics Opening Ceremony. Kathy is looking forward to it. 100 children will perform a bed-dance. What does dancing have to do with the Olympics. Britain likes scaring kids. Send in a giant Harry Potter or Luke Skywalker. Gestured controlled gaming – virtual reality home experience – 5D. The gloves help change everything. Minority Report was an influence. Futuristic movies may come true. Light Causes Depression While Sleeping. Ohio State found exposure from a dim of light may cause depression while sleeping. The experiment was used with Hamsters. Well of course this is true since we are so alike. Preston sleeps to his special tape. Sing Along. Revel Resorts.

Stupid Question:

What US ship was nicknamed the Mighty Moe?

Stupid Answer:

USS Missouri

Disc: 2 Date: 07-26-2012

Track 1 Time 7:59 – 8:09

Foo Fighters Pretender. Another hot one today. Traffic. Bizarre File. 11 year old boy boarded a plane without a passport. He was discovered in mid-air out of suspicion. The youngster was shopping with his mother when he went missing. He then went to the airport and was missed by security. He is now home safely with his family. Man was raped by his 6 jealous wives. He must be the luckiest guy ever. 2 brand new small mini-vans. The forte and the spade. What a combination. A woman in Vegas had noticed that her bag of sex toys and anti-biotic were stolen. No more fun for this woman, sex is no longer an option in a bag of toys. Vegas man arrested for beating victim with a wooden guitar and toilet seat. He's facing charges and will be facing jail time. Balloon boy is back. What a crazy story that was. A real ball buster. Total Recall Movie Screening.

Track 2 Time 8:20 – 9:02

ZZ Top – Legs. Very Sexy. Traffic. Bret Ernst in Studio. Bret is here and is doing well. Bret's eyebrows are strong. Guys with Muppet Eyebrows. Once every 3 days he will do his brows. His mom banged a Muppet in the 70's. How beautiful are his feet? Casey gets his toe's done so there should be no comparison. Nice feet equal pretty eyebrows. Bret still has his baby toe. Bret's Pretty Feet. He is 'buffed' when he gets his manicure. Kathy always see's men getting manicures. Do people stare at you Bret? Bret likes straight razor shaving. Casey remembers a guy wearing a band-aide from shaving his brows. Italian Food Seals The Deal. Bret enjoys eating in Philly. Eat like an Italian! Just go to Pizza Hut and Olive Garden. You're a whore for saying no to desert. An Italian woman who can't cook is just as bad as blacks not getting to play sports. Bret enjoys doing pilots. Shows today are garbage - the network rules though. Bret was on the ''no fly list''. Stop blaming us for everything. Bret's friends are horrible. He wishes that they would never come. The Road to Bret's Wedding. Bret is winning the bet – Bret vs Casey's feet! Bret just got engaged. Turn all the wedding plans over to her. Its easier and it'll save your life. Woman hate woman. They always feel that they should get their way! Fighting w/ Your Brothers. Casey and his brothers used to punch each other in the face. Wear the itchy blanket! Theme music helps break the ice when playing games. Nerf-Guns are fun. Casey Wins!!! He has prettier feet!

Track 3 Time 9:12 – 9:31

Philly Magazine rules. Traffic. Tom McGrath in Studio. We and the city loves the issue on the magazine. Its a great service for our city. People throw recommendations and we go after them with honor. Its a shame that we can't try everything that the city offers. We Love Tomato Pie. We love tomato pie for breakfast – so many great pies in Philly! We loved chowing them down. Preston loves the idea! Blindfold taste testing is the ultimate dream! No questions. Advertising has nothing to do with taste testing. We're focusing on peoples judgment instead of the advertising process. The people are what matter. Nick likes Tom's perception of Fallen. Great feedback. Jimmy is fun. Philly's Best Pick-Up Bar. Best Pick-Up Bar is Woody's. Always girls floating around. Just a fun place. Great drinks. Morgans Pier is great too. Philly has great attractions. Throw away the magazine if Preston & Steve are in it. Kathy has yet to find a wine bar with good food! Our city has lots to offer. Arnold's opening. The best of Philly – Thanks Tom. We love you.

Disc: 3 Date: 07-26-2012

Track 1 Time 9:39 – 9:53

Showers are coming our way. Traffic. Shart Out – Alex. Enjoy. Riley Steele in Studio. First time at Club Risque. Worked at Starbucks before becoming a porn star. She worked there when she was 18. She is now 24. Its a fun ride. Lots of traveling and site seeing. Was always into porn growing up. Digital stuff is more story. Internet is straight forward. Boogie Nights is a great film to watch if viewing porn. Riley is always working. Never wants to watch herself. Its too weird. Punch the dude if you didn't sign up for this! Bloopers in porn doesn't exist anymore. Get some get some!!!! In teachers, she did a scene with 10 people. Softcore vs Hardcore. Is now doing soft – just for awhile. Just do it and hide. She will be at Club Risque. Tonight at 10pm. Stay there gang!!!!

Track 2 Time 10:00 – 10:24

Arnold's Family Fun Center. Traffic. Bizarre File. You find a hotel in England that has replaced The Bible with 50 Shades of Grey. This guy is an idiot. Why? Evil Puppeteers Fantasy. Details in a case – those who read become sick – puppeteer plans to kidnap children/cook and eat them on his kitchen stove. What a sick man. Thought it would be cool to eat. This guy is going down! Why would you tell police about you obsession to eat children. Hikers Lucky Cliff Escape. Hiker falls from Washington State. He escaped with injury. The 49 year old man walked away with scrapes and head injuries. 1200 feet down a mountain. Piano Causes Stroke. Mover suffers stroke from moving a piano. He became trapped underneath when he suffered the stroke. Paramedics lifted the piano and the man was taken to treatment. Lesson Question. Hollywood Trash. Snooki's baby shower is coming up. Deena and Snooki are breaking heads. Kristen Stewart cheats on Pattinson w/ Rupert Sanders. Ethan Embry files for divorce. Lesson Answer. Will Forte on Phone. McGruber we love. When is the sequel coming? It was a great comedy. Best lines of the movie are not allowed to be used on our show. Its a bummer. The Watch has many filthy lines. Its great humor. Such a great cast. Will has the perfect amount of screen time. Will is happy. This movie is great for adults – not so much young teens but more of the older teen range. Steve is looking forward to it. Music News. Dominic Howard – inspired by Skrillex. So heavy and awesome. Dub-Step music. Can rock bands compete with this? Green Day confirms that they gave Amy Whinehouse a dedication song for her on the new album. Soul music! Lars Ulrich confirms they will be coming back in 2013. They had fun in Jersey. Blink182 posts tweet about bands future. 2 callers – Always Sunny in Philadelphia. August 4^th.

Track 3 Time 10:33 – 10:39

Bullet in my Hand. Its very hot today! Stay cool people! Thank you everyone for today. We had a blast talking with everyone. Bret Ernst. Tom McGrath. Will Forte. Riley Steele. Pierre is in the building everyone! Pierre Will Receive A Massage. He is doing well. Pierre is getting a massage. Very exciting. Casey's nephews baseball team won the championship. The 11 year old team is having a money raising celebration. Win front row tickets to see the Phillies. Go give your kids your money. Mick Jagger we salute you. Lets weigh girls breasts. Pierre will come in 5 hours early just for the hell of it!

Lesson Question:

What movie is exactly like Boogie Nights?

Lesson Answer:

Operation Dumbo Drop

Letter of the Day:

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