Tomorrow on the Preston and Steve Show:
Guy Fieri - Phone Interview - 9:30 
Bert Kreischer - Phone Interview - 9AM
Fox Good Day w/ Matt Cord

Here's what happened on the show this morning:

Time 6:09 - 6:19
Good morning. Traffic. News Update. Today will be the third day of heat wave number 3. Police are investigating the shooting death of a limo driver. A warning has been issued after five drownings down the Jersey Shore without a lifeguard on-duty. Sports. Phillies beat the Dodgers 3-2. Ryan Howard hit his first home run of the season. Paternoville will be renamed Nittanyville. Paula Deen and Steve Byrne will be on the show. Josh, a not so average listener & Tara Behan from Main Line Today will also be here.

Time: 6:30-7:01
Word of the week prize for the week. Traffic. Thefi'ingweather.com. Stupid Question. Birthdays. Darude is 37. He wrote, “Sandstorm.” Geezer Butler is 63. PJ Soles is 62. David Hasselhoff is 60. Will he eat cheeseburgers? Donald Sutherland is 77. Casey once met him. It's Kiefer Sutherland's father! Phylis Diller is 95. Stupid Answer. Celeb News: Uma Thurman had a baby. Breaking Bad premiered last night, Steve loves it. Charlie Sheen is donating $1 million to the USO. He said it's an honor to be able to give back to the ones who serve. Bree Olson produced a song about Charlie Sheen saying he tweeted during sex with her. There are bits of Charlie fit in with bits of others in. Michael Lohan got his girlfriend, Kate Major, pregnant, who he beat up. The 2 have a restraining order so this seems to be illegal. He makes a living by being a vagrant. I'm going to step back now! Demi Moore's daughters are contemplating getting a restraining order from her. Boo Bradley Willis.  Bree Olson video is terrible but Steve loves it, she cant sing and dance at the same time. When she comes in studio , Preston will have to leave. Sylvester Stallone is asking the media to give the family respect and asking them to honor his son. The Bachelorette, Emily Maynard, only signed up for the show to launch an on air camera career. That's an Ego. Sing Along.  I don't know, I'm trying so hard. Clips: Covert Affairs has reunited fans with a new, sexy, Annie Walker.             


Time: 7:13 - 7:47 
Traffic. Not Your Average Listener:  Josh, he was born with the inability to not turn his palms upward. Can't high five people or accept change from a store. He looks like a normal person. The exact term is Radio-ulnar synostosis. The bones connect like a criss cross, it's one fused unit. Hey he looks like a guy who can turn his palms up.  Had a tough time playing sports when he was younger. Hockey and golf were the hardest to play. That's probably why in high school I never dated. He has a tough time wiping his butt, has to go back to front. Hardest day-today thing to do. He had surgery when he was 2 years-old where they broke his bones but that still didn't help him. He does triathlons. If he is at a buffet, he balances his plate on the back of his hands. If you want to clear that buffet out, tell them how you wipe. How do you do the macarena? He can't do the pledge of allegiance. Driving is a bit difficult. This lousy free loader. If he does get it we should give him a gift card. Wild Ex's Stories:  Does having make up sex really help? Not married, he hates her and they have a kid together. You know its that bad when your mother says was it really that good? Caller Scott, has to exchange kids in police parking lot. Caller Keith, has 2 friends who are living with him and both got kicked out of parent's house. Caller Adam, said his brother's girlfriend  told his parents she got pregnant by using the rear. You would've had  a better case claiming immaculate conception. Caller Chris, parents would trade him at a police station.               

Stupid Question:
Counting 2012, how many times will London have hosted the Olympics?

Stupid Answer: Denise, 3.

Time: 7:58 – 8:14 
Gadzookapalooza tomorrow. Traffic. Shart out. Not Your Average Listener: 98% says he is not average and wins the money. Bizarre File:  A massive Great White shark killed a surfer in Australia and bit the person in half. A man on a jet ski attempted to help and save him. Delta is trying to figure out how needles got in sandwiches on one of their planes. A cab driver defecated outside his cab in Philadelphia. A lawyer licked his clients ear. A new York doctor joked about having a bomb in a Jet Blue terminal and was charged with a felony.  Tara Behan in Studio: Main Line Today's Best of the Main Line Party at Drexelbrook, Thursday July 19. Jellyroll will be performing. Pierre Robert and Preston & Steve both won awards. $55 in advance and $65 at the door. Tara loves seeing all the small businesses that come out and show why they are the best. Steve is going lay down face first in the bread pudding. There is a silent auction and group rates are available. Mainlinetoday.com.   


Time: 8:25 - 8:48        
Weather. Traffic. Steve Byrne In Studio: Pittsburgh and Philadelphia = Your Nordstroms and we're Wal-mart. New TV show on TBS “Sullivan & Sun.” Vince Vaughn is one of the producers as long as Ralphie from a Christmas story. He was in The Dilemma and Couples Retreat. He met Vince Vaughn on Craigslist. Vince is at every taping and comes up with some ad-lib lines. Performing at Helium Comedy Club tonight. Falcon Crest with Star Wars = his new show. The show takes place in a bar. Animals are outside. Had an incident with a squirrel. Are you guys numb to this? It looks like your filming a testimony for P90X. Just had a child 2 months ago. Preston thinks 4 & 5 are the most adorable ages for children. I'm going to start a drug album. Peter Billingsley produced Iron Man. Roy Wood Jr., He's black. He really loves Philadelphia. He is a big Geno's fan. Grew up in the same town as The Situation. Sullivan & Son Comedy Tour.        


Time: 8:59 - 9:35 
Weather. Traffic. Paula Deen Phone: Going to be at Atlantic City Food & Wine Festival. I'm a slot slut. She felt she was unfairly treated by public opinion because of her diabetes. She was surprised when she was diagnosed. Firm believer that God will show her the way. It's southern cooking, it was never a diet for Olympic athletes. Southerners eat more vegetables than she has ever seen. She hates that everyone thinks all southern food is fried. You have to take responsibility for yourself. One day a week she enjoys what she wants and is making a conscious effort to make better choices. He turned out to be a little pussy cat. Will be guest judging on Master Chef tonight. IQ Scores: IQ scores are better than Men. About 9 days. You can take a legit IQ test for 45 minutes. Woman's lives have become more demanding. Now you can show your ankles and we wont beat you!  I took an IQ test last night on Lobster tube. Most Valuable Sports Teams: Manchester Unites is richest sports team in the world, worth $2.3 billion. Real Madrid is second. New York Yankees & Dallas Cowboys are third. Washington Redskins, fourth. Dodgers and Patriots, sixth. Casey wants to buy the San Diego Padres. Direct TV Dispute: Direct TV dropped 17 channels because of this. Comedy Central, MTV & AMC all involved in this. Amazon.com: Starting same day delivery. They are going to allow states to add sales tax. They have a huge warehouse in Delaware. Caller JD, Fed Ex driver says it won't work. Caller Mike, 1 million square ft. warehouse for Amazon being built in DE. Dark Knight.  

Time: 9:44- 9:54
Tattoosday recipient is listener Diane. Steve says one of the best tattoos ever and Preston agrees. It's a portrait of Edgar Allan Poe, Bob Dodge loves doing  them. That's why Edgar Allan Poe is wearing a sombrero.  Went on field trip when younger and fell in love with Edgar Allan Poe. From Wilkes-Barre but currently lives in Allentown.  Bizarre File: A man tricked a woman into sucking his toes outside a Wal-Mart, he is a registered sex offender. Tried to tell her it was part of America's funniest home videos. I am with the evening news, would you touch my penis. A family returned home from vacation and found their home burglarized and dead dog in the oven.

Time: 10:04 - 10:18                    
Gadzookapalooza tomorrow. If it ends up killing you it's your fault not ours. Bill Weston loved the hula hoop girl. He also loves the song that she hula hoops too and even bought it. Likes it because her boobs aren't hanging out. She is going to be at day off down the shore. Rev the Side Show freak will be at Day off Down The Shore also.  Day off Down the Shore. It will take place at Trump Plaza. Now its back for a scotch and soda. Lesson Question: Emily the Bachelorette has developed a super large what? Hollywood Trash: Rihanna and Chris Brown went out on date, but misses the private dates where she gets beat, Kristin Chenoweth just thought she had a really big idea. Lesson Answer: Jill, Eggo. Stephanie on hottie Cam.  Kevin Periera. Music News:  Jon Lord, Deep Purple founder, died yesterday at 71. Woman died at Warp concert. Incubus will feature new CD and DVD on August 14. 

Time: 10:30 - 10:40           
Gadzookapalooza tomorrow. Thank you to Stephanie. Thank you to Josh, Not Your Average Listener. Who says that's pleasurable? Thank you to Paula Deen & Steve Byrne. Thank you to Tara Behan. Donated $100 to Nick's Mnt. Kilimanjaro climb. Thanks to Listener Kevin Bush for sending Preston the shirt he is wearing. Pierre loves the shirt. Thank you to listener Dianne for her wonderful tattoo of Edgar Allan Poe done by Bob Dodge. Letter of Day: “T”. More Aerosmith and Roger Waters tickets. More tickets to Festival Pierre. Offspring will be performing at that. Work Force blocks. Deep Purple double shot. Pierre is doing Gadzookapalooza because Jason said his meeting is canceled. Pierre jokingly wants to kill him for this A restaurant called “Pierre's” could be opening. Granny race.  Gadzookapalooza will be great now because of Pierre. Guy Fieri calls in tomorrow and Bert Kreischer does also all on tomorrows show. Matt Cord helps host Fox Good Day tomorrow.     

Lesson Question: Emily the Bachelorette has developed a super large what?

 Lesson Answer: Jill, Eggo.

Letter of Day: “T”.