Tomorrow morning on the Preston and Steve Show:

Paula Deen - Phone Interview - 9AM

TATTOOSDAY

Here's what happened on the show this morning:

Time 6:13 - 6:23

Traffic. News. Philadelphia police officer killed in hit and run while riding bicycle. The 3^rd officer killed in a week. Lightning strike sparked fire at Clay Creek building. Strike also hit fire hydrant which helped contain blaze. Gun fight after baby shower in Philadelphia. Cops killed single gunman. Sports Cole Hammels pitched 8 innings to win first series victory in a month. Halladay is scheduled to start Tuesday against Dodgers. Drew Breeze signs $100M contract with Saints. Today's guest is Eric McCormack. Perception is Monk meets Beautiful Mind meets Planet of the Apes. Dark Knight Rises. Strange celebrity news coming up.

Time 6:34 – 7:03

We're in the 4^th heatwave of the young summer. Traffic. Day Off Down the Shore. Dead Island Game. Birthdays Will Ferrell's 45. Hope Anchorman 2doesn't suck. Corey Feldman's 41. Corey Feldman Singalong. Vinnie Colaiuta's birthday. He's an intense dude, clashes with Sting. Dead island Game. Box office news. E News. Jennifer Lopez is leaving American Idol. You know why she's able to multitask to efficiently? She drives a Fiat. Randy Jackson remains only judge left. Aretha Franklin showing interest. Idol downsizing staff? Casey wants to start campaign to become a judge. Charlie Sheen has quit Twitter. Erhmergherd. Doesn't Charlie look like a freshly dialed corpse? He's strictly using LinkedIn. Sage Stallone dies at 36. Conflicting stories about drug use. Brother has autism. Death of a child is the worst thing anyone can experience. Blake Lively & Ryan Renolds not yet married. Michael Clark Duncan hospitalized after heart-attack. I don't feel so good. Omarosa revived him. Bruce Springsteen joined by Paul McCartney & Tom Morello in UK. Went ½ hour over scheduled time, organizers cut power in middle of song. This is the greatest night of m-. Snooki chose baby's name: Lorenzo. We still gotta talk bout it a lil more. Sean Penn completed 36 hours of anger management classes he was sentenced for assaulting paparazzi. Porsche tests Lindsay Lohan's car, no malfunction occurred. Clips Gordon Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen. Michael Caine on acting, Dark Knight Rises. Dark Knight Rises Screening. Day Off Down the Shore.

Time 7:13 – 7:45

It's a scorcher, very humid. Traffic. Nick finally joined us- car broke down. Karezza is orgasm-less sex. Americans are too goal oriented, so the point is to stop the rush. But we still have nuclear superiority. You can eat the pizza before giving a handy to the delivery man. Kathy sees no point of sex without orgasm. Preston's wife is out of town, he's chaffing like crazy, but his golf swing has improved. Over-rated sex acts. Sex in water. Talk to our IT Department for lubrication advice. Sex on the beach. I don't care how much lipstick you put on that dead shark. Porn-style sex. Guys & Camera guys in porn need to shut up. One Night stands. Preston had a couple fatties. Be prepared for overnight stay. Orgies. Casey knows a homosexual man who had an orgy- (it wasn't him). Sex involving food. Clam dip. Kathy: You put the seat on the way back and get on your knees. Caller: faked robbery to ditch date. Sex with really hot person- they're lazy. It's a treat for you. Clothes ripping sex. I did it in department store once. Movies when girls rip shirts- look at all the buttons I have to replace. Caller had system to ditch dates. Sex on waterbed. Preston had one for years, very noisy, feels like it might break. Casey never had a new mattress. Caller likes waterbed sex. Also on list: tantric sex, large junk, and legal but young. Dark Knight Rises Screening.

Stupid Q:

What is the name of One-Eyed Willy's Ship?

Stupid A:

Inferno

Time 8:26-8:48

Word of week concert prizes. Traffic. Day Off Down the Shore. Announcement:The hula-hoop girl is coming to see us from Arkansas. She's a Philly sports fan, the Eagles want to do something with her now. She wears big sexy boots. About 10,000 views are Steve's. Day Off Down the Shore. Bizarre File 29 members of a Papua New Guinea cannibal cult were arrested for murdering 7 witch doctors. They ate their brains and made soup out of their penises. Could use a pinch more penis. Man in Texas carves “suck it” in horse's teeth. He was Sarah Jessica Parker's dentist.Two men who embarked on a lawn chair balloon flight were forced to land when wind and thunder popped 35 helium balloons.15 years ago, Talkeetna residents who were fed up with government elected Stubbs the cat to office. He's a cat! 13 year old boy in China injured after co-workers put high-pressure air-hose up his rectum. Announcement: Granny Gran Prix is back! Granny Grand Prix announcement, Arnold's. Top prize wins grandchild $1,000. Concert tickets for 2^nd and 3^rd. Top 3 grannies get free jewelry from Steven Singer's.

Time 8:26-8:48

It is going to feel like 105-106 degrees today. Traffic. Day off Down the Shore. Philly's Hottest Wet T-shirt contest. Roger Waters,The Wall:was in Philly. Casey was in attendance, start of show scared the hell out of him. Sensory overload. The Wall movie, oh my god it's almost porn! Musically, the sound was great in Citizens Bank. Caller: bad phone connection. Try to move away from the generator. Floating pig ended up in crowd & got ripped to pieces. Guy in center field tried to sell pieces of pig. Caller grabbed piece of pig. Preston notes Roger Water's voice changing with age. Casey and Chuck think he sounded great. Used Philly kids on stage. Post show with Pierre was great, Mike Portnoy (Dream theater) says this was his favorite show. 55,000 tractor trailers. The bricks are cardboard boxes. Steve sings: where are the bricks sent to the office? Visually stunning. We have new Green Day at 9:00am. Rabbi will have the new music handcuffed to his yarmulke.

Time 9:02-9:29

Rabbi ran into studio out of breath- the new Green Day is burning right now. Traffic. Ball sacks are yummy. Granny Grand Prix. Ugliest Car Contest.Ugliest Car Contest. Preston loved car covered in wood panel. Hot rod with chandelier engine. Another hot rod had motorcycle throttle and kick start outside of car. Gremlin with 1200 horsepower. Winner: “The Machine” was a brown, 1973 Dodge Van. “Welcome to the Machine,” had 1,000 lights, brown shag carpet, refrigerator, PA system, and Dice tire stems. Somebody submitted a regular, green Civic. Another guy cut the roof off of his car to make into a convertible. Norman Sass inventor of electric football died. The game never worked. Preston used to put marbles on it to see how much noise he could make. Kathy used to put her cat on it. Preston wants a caller to turn the game on to hear sound. Chuck texts in: there's a new version out in stores. Caller used vibrating knob to pleasure himself. Doesn't use euphemism, says penis. Caller: game sucks- caught fire twice. Casey: Lego's suck! They fall apart, they are expensive. Stepping on them hurts. Caller: Lego's are the bomb. “Go to hell, Lego's are awesome.” They're a bad gift. Blame Wall Street. I'm going to blame Obama.Caller Christy plays game over air, makes obnoxiously loud sound. He married Norma Stits. Norman Sass. We'll be right back with brand new Green Day.

Time 9:40-9:54

That was brand new music from Green Day. Preston reads multiple comments from listeners. Traffic. Preston loathes negative comments. Music is subjective. Kathy: it's more fun if you really hate it. The video of Preston playing drums with Mike Portnoy has over 80,000 views. People with loyalties to other drummers had very negative comments. Listeners text into studio, says Casey uses “I” and “me” too much. “I” is the most overused word in the world. Bizarre File Egyptian protestors threw tomatoes at Hillary Clinton and chanted “Monica, Monica.” They also chanted: There's she comes just walking down the street. Oral Surgeon, Stephen Stein may have reused needles on multiple patients for over 10 years. Do you want a beautiful smile and aides? Man dies after wife sets his clothes on fire during hot oil massage. After she burned her ex-husband for cheating, she beat him in the head with a baseball bat. 62 year old woman beat up a teenage vandal. She kneed him in the privates and he responded “that was pretty good.” Dark Knight Rises screening.

Time 10:01-10:26

It's going to be hot, be careful when making your work plans. Eric McCormack on phone Calling in from home in Canada. If you enjoyed aBeautiful Mind, Perception is for you. Plays a neuroscience who has hallucinations that help solve cases for FBI. TNT allows loose language. Had to do research to play man with a mental disorder. Will & Grace had Gay & Lesbian Association supporting them. Perception has Ellen Sach's support. Guest appearance by Cary Elwes.Perception airs on TNT tonight at 10:00. Preston had a schizophrenic member on his road crew. He was a nice guy, but would space out from time to time.Hollywood Trash Coolio's son is heading to jail. Coolio is “sadio.” Octomom had first gig as stripper. Porsche tested Lohan's brakes by recreating accident- including a coked out driver. Free Music Monday. Music News Travis Barker finally opens up about DJ AM. Bruce Springsteen joined by Paul McCartney & Tom Morello in UK. Went ½ hour over scheduled time, organizers cut power in middle of song. Pierre's Roger Waters post show with Mike Portnoy. Interview clip was short. That was it? I like Preston. Pierre thinking sounds. That was his 2^nd question to Mike Portnoy. Rob Zombie and Marilyn Manson announce the Twins of Evil Tour. Listener comments. Norma Stits wears 102 ZZZ. I sat in the back of the bus went back to the front because of my Norma Stits. Philly's Hottest Red, White, and Blue Bikini Babe. Norma Stits is going to have a huge spike in web searches.

Time 10:34-10:44

Preston says hello to his family. They've been away for 3 weeks, just got back into the area after a 7 hour drive. Preston has been talking to himself without them around. Thanks to Eric McCormack for joining us today. Pierre has sashayed into the studio. Pierre thinks The Wall show was a rock show/ performing arts masterpiece. Roger Waters is a big supporter of military troops. Pierre is giving away Ozzy Osbourne Speak Of The Devil for Free Music Monday. Granny Grand Prix Prizes. Day Off Down the Shore.

Lesson Q: Who did Norman Sass marry?

Lesson A: Norma Stitts

Letter of the Day: S