Tomorrow on the Preston and Steve Show:
Jim Breuer - Phone Interview - 8:15
Jordana Brewster & Julie Gonzalo - (DALLAS on TNT) - IN STUDIO - 9AM
TATTOOSDAY

Here's what happened on the show this morning:


Time 6:10 - 6:21
We are very busy in the coming weeks.Traffic. News Update. Neshaminy school district having their second strike. Senior's grades based on four marking periods. Pope will visit Philadelphia in 2015. Casey remembers going to see the Pope when he was in school. Last time Pope was in Philadelphia was in 2008. Delaware health officials say at least 5 residents near Wilmington ,DE were bitten by a cat infected with rabies. First rabid cat found this year. Sports. Marlins beat the Phillies last night 5-1. Chase Utley enters rehab in Clearwater, FL this week. Tiger Woods won Memorial tournament with a 5-under 67. Boston Celtics beat Miami heat 93-91, evening the Eastern Conference finals series at 2-2. Los Angeles Kings play NJ Devils tonight in game 3 of Stanley Cup finals at 8:00. The Kings lead the series 2-0. WoW. Brave movie tickets giveaway. Tom Arnold, Claude Giroux, Jason Schwartzman, Lauren Harris, Kevin Smith, Marc Summers, and Dr. Mike are guests today. What was your last day of school like? Have your class call in to the show.


Time 6:34 -7:07
Weather. So many guests today. Traffic. Stupid Question. Birthdays. Noah Wiley from Falling Skies.  Michelle Phillips, 68. Parker Stevenson, 60; Elle Debarge. Horatio Sanz  lost a lot of weight. Russell Brand, 37; Stupid Answer. Entertainment News. Avengers is 3rd  highest grossing film of all time. Twilight won best movie and best kiss at MTV movie awards. Hunger games won several awards, almost stole spotlight from Twilight. Harry Potter won Best Cast award. Edward could have ripped off Bella's head with his vampire penis. Christian Bale got teary. Jennifer Aniston won award for biggest onscreen dirt bag at MTV movie awards. Johnny Depp performed with Black Keys and accepted Generation award. Russell Brand joked about his short marriage.  Richard Dawson died yesterday at 79. Matthew Fox DUI. Octomom is going to be a stripper. Andy Samberg is leaving SNL. That's My Boy. Bam Margera is in the hospital after a kayaking accident.  Drew Barrymore married for the 3rd time. Hugh Hefner is back with Crystal Harris. I never had a pet. Clips.  Black Keys Member talked about jamming with Johnny Depp. Mark Wahlberg appeared mad while on stage. Today is last day to vote for Giroux on front cover of NHL13!


Time 7:17-7:42
Dr. Mike coming in soon. Traffic. Incidentals. Jerry Bruckheimer tweeted to vote for Giroux. Maybe we can convince Kevin Smith to vote. Dick Beals died. Gumby's father was an eraser. Preston loved Felix the cat. I can't reach the doorknob. Good and Plenty commercial. Kathy likes all things black. Trolala guy died. French Trolala guy looks like Paul Rudd. Green Lantern is gay. DC comics featured gay male kiss in 1988. Queen Elizabeth's jubilee. Royal Family has good genes. Big Ben will be renamed in Queen's name. New tower in London called the Shard. Verne Troyer got trapped in airplane toilet for 20 minutes, couldn't reach door handle. Brave giveaway.


Stupid Q: What industry paper coined the terms 'lay an egg', 'flop' and 'turkey'?

Stupid A: 
Variety

Time 7:54 - 8:23
Jam packed schedule today. Traffic. Claude Giroux will be on later. Retweet P&S Giroux vote to win meet and greet. Dr. Mike in studio. How to fool the body into staying young. Superman stretch, natural products. People are living longer and staying active. Key to long life is eat vegetables, keep your weight down, reduce stress, use Resveratrol. You are what you eat. Lyme disease. The key is prevention. Use natural bug repellents, wear long clothing. Wasp spray is dangerous. Watch Dr. Mike on the Dr. Oz show. Bizarre File.   Man engulfed in flames in front of grill after using sunscreen. Woman left baby on top of car while driving. Kevin Smith on the phone. Kevin is going to tweet for Giroux. Kevin  thinks Green Lantern is safe choice for gay character. Spoilers on HULU. Kevin talks to fans about movies in the theaters. Carrie Fisher gave great interview during Snow White episode. Kevin loved Avengers. Bindlestiffs film coming to Ritz June 13th. Reminder to teachers to call in on last day of school. Marc Summers in studio soon. Roxanne on hottie cam, trying to be Maxim's Hometown Hottie.


Time 8:34 - 8:53
Going to be in low 70's throughout the day. Traffic. Roxanne on hottie cam. Marc Summers in Studio. He's our little snuggle bunny. Roxanne takes the cake in Marc's eyes. Marc was on the Cleveland Show. Philly Beer Week, Marc hosting Dunkel Dare at Frankford Hall. Double Dare started in Philadelphia at WHYY. Marc was on TMZ, they were very nice to him. Guy who started TMZ died from a heart attack recently. Who was the best game show host? Marc says Bill Cullen. Alex Trebek talking about leaving Jeopardy, Marc has been mentioned as a good replacement. Steven Starr could not make it today. Marc is going to vote for Roxanne. Marc has been on the road for a month filming. Guy Fieri took Marc's phone and texted Food Network executives. Dunkel Dare starts tomorrow night. Marc's twitter is @ibatvmc.


Time 9:00 – 9:27
We have a guest waiting. Traffic. Tom Arnold on the phone. Tom is a LA Kings fan. Tom will be in Hit and Run film with Bradley Cooper and Kristen Bell. My Big Redneck Vacation on CMT. Tom took one family to London. Tom filmed segment for Redneck Island. Jason Schwartzman and Claude Giroux on the show coming up. Vote for Giroux for cover of NHL13. Kevin Smith tweeted for Giroux. Old People Smells. Old people have a very distinct smell. Nick's parents are buying a house from a widower. The house smells like him. His wife is probably in the drop ceiling. Steve lost both his grandmothers early. They didn't die they just ran away. Casey delivered paper when he was young, one lady always invited him inside but her house smelled terrible. Research shows people age 20-30 can accurately guess when a smell comes from old people.  Kathy could detect P&S by their smells. She smelled their farts in mason jars. Caller Jamie says the exact smell of old person is flea market or old person's yard sale. My grandmother smells like leather and tears. Old people always have hard candy in their house. Caller Todd says P&S forgot to say old people smell like aspercreme. Preston's grandmother ate soap. What kind of candy is this you crazy old bitch? Caller Steve's grandfather would spill sawdust all over after work. Cigar smoke smells nice. Roxanne on hottie cam, vote for her.

Time 9:35 - 9:55
Traffic. Roxanne is wearing a bikini now. Claude Giroux on the phone. Giroux has fans in high places (Jerry Bruckheimer). He would rather be playing right now. Nick is surprised Rinna is in the final against Giroux. NHL13 is the most accurate of all the sports video games.Giroux is leading voting so far. He hasn't watched the Stanley Cup finals yet, but he is happy for former Flyers Carter and Richards. Marisa watched the game in LA this past weekend. Lauren Harris in studio with Monarch MedSpa. She got a tattoo removed from her neck in the studio. Is it a requirement during the procedure to go bra-less? It was painless and effortless, she recommends it. Bizarre File. A bear interrupted a middle school graduation ceremony. A suspected North Idaho car burglar was arrested after he was found napping in a car he was trying to steal. Members of Indiana church has been threatened with a video of a 3 year old singing “Ain't no homos gonna make it to heaven”. Police arrested a girl who stabbed herself repeatedly in the stomach after attacking a teenage girl. Brave giveaway. Roxanne on hottie cam.


Time 10:07 – 10:21
Van Halen just played. Weather during the Manayunk Bike Race was very off and on. The Bike Race was not as good as previous years. Lesson Question. Hollywood Trash. Archi comics claim they created first gay comic character named Kevin. Justin Bieber claimed mild concussion left his right eyebrow paralyzed. Hugh Hefner back with Crystal Harris.. She understands the importance of being a hooker.  Lesson Answer. P&S fan Gia passed away at age 20. Music News. Black Keys released second music video for Gold on the Ceiling single, produced by Harmony Karin. It is a very strange video, the keys are dressed as babies. Dramon's new band called Device. Preston's idea for Jaxon's All Stars band name is Junk Drawar. Guns n' Roses did not take the stage until after 11pm at their show in London, fans were outraged. Axl did not let person with Slash shirt on stage. Van Halen's ex wife was responsible for band's breakup with David Lee Roth. Free Music Monday David Bowie give away. 


Time 10:30 – 10:40
Roxane on hottie cam, up for Maxim's hometown hottie. Wrap-Up.Thanks to Marc Summers. Dunkel Dare at Frankford Hall tomorrow for Philly Beer Week. Vote for Giroux. P&S retweet winner is John Sirian. Thanks to Dr. Mike, he'll be on Dr. Oz show. Special thanks to Kevin Smith, Tom Arnold, and Lauren Harris. Monarch MedSpa promotion for worst tattoo ever. Painfully Single Mixer at Cheerleaders giveaway. Thursday appearance at Lofts of Valley Forge. Nick is going to the Phillies game before and is going to be trashed. Pierre Robert on air. Manayunk Bike Race dis-invited WMMR. LOD. Panasonic Blu-Ray Player giveaway. Jim Breuer on the show tomorrow. Kathy's head gets blown off in her brother's movie.


Lesson Q: The trolala guy and the voice of Gumby, what did they die from?

Lesson A: Auto-erotic  asphyxiation

Letter of the Day: F